Ursula

Tweeting is hard with tentacles. Claim to fame - I drove @IceInHerStare to drink.

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

#Bored

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

📲 @DraconisLily

What is acceptable as ID in the land?

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “Such an amazing girl! The little ones are in good hands with you and Emma.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

“Land lovers! Has anyone seen my favourite niece?”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “That’s my girl. That’s why you’re my favourite.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “Apparently you’ve volunteered me to provide the alcoholic beverages at my Nephew’s Christmas Market? Does that mean I can’t partake in the festivities? You know I need alcohol to deal with the snivelling idiots of that town.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@Live4Fur_ “But the Ocean doesn’t have annoying land dwellers. You know o can only stomach a few of them.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@Live4Fur_ “Cruella my luv. If I wasn’t so loud I fear I may slip quietly back into the dark abyss of the Ocean.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

“Anyone wanna make a deal? I’m bored and want to destroy… a distraction”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

[ Cracks neck and sighs ]

“I hate you all.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

“Anyone wish to cause some disruption with me?”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

“As my good friend Cora says, this is your reminder that I hate you all.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “I can certainly do that, I will have a perimeter set but will keep the wags as the sound is very soothing. Does that sound suitable?”

[Lily 'Lil dragon' Page @DraconisLily]

First job done. Bought the property on the beach to open the bar with @OfSeaAndSong.

Boom.

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “I think it’s a wonderful idea, I truly do. I’m assuming you have the perfect location and suitable people to staff the establishment.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “Fabulous darling. Then do tell me more. You have my attention.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “Will I have to interact with the landlubbers? Because quite frankly darling, I really do hate them.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

@DraconisLily “I most certainly can. However I shalt drown them, but I shall make sure they are adequately watered and cared for.”

[Ursula @OfSeaAndSong]

“Where is my niece @DraconisLily ?”