Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler

''Just call me...the Calculator!'' / #DontOwnDontSue / #DCRP / #Pharrowmun

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

"You can just call me the Calculator... I'll call you 'dead'!"

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "That so?" He asks, pulling into a parking spot. "Might be worth me digging through some files to see what they were talking about."

He hits a button on his console, and the car semi-powers down, staying on enough to keep Leslie's phone charging.

"And here we are, shall we?"

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "I just didn't want to be presumptuous." He responded, pulling onto the road of the restaurant.

"And I'd be delighted to. The restaurant's just up ahead so you'll be eating good soon enough."

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "Ahhh, so this *is* a date." He responded in a chipper tone.

"And go ahead, nobody's breaking into this thing. It's more secure than the Presidential limo."

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "If you say so. But good to know you know I've got your back."

He shrugs, offering up a charging cord plugged into his console.

"Here, we're still a few minutes out. Should get you a few percent."

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "Hey, you're both one of my best clients and a friend. I'm allowed to be concerned. And vindictive when I need to.

And don't worry, I'm sure you'll be back up to full strength in no time."

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "Huh, almost sounds like you were one of those big YouTubers being invited to a con. Though, I'm pretty sure your food was better."

Coming to an intersection, his joking tone momentarily turned a touch more serious.

"But seriously, nobody gave you any trouble, right?"

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "If the lovely lady wants Thai, than Thai she shall receive." He responds, already accelerating towards a destination in mind.

"There's a well reviewed one not far from here. So nobody rough you up too bad on the inside, did they?" He asked jokingly.

[Noah ''ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ'' Kuttler @Of_Babbage]

@ShockJockQueen "Sounds perfect." He responds, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel.

"Anything you're in the mood for? Hawaiian? Mexican? Pizza?"