Chris

[Chris @Oface18]

2025 finishing strong. Don Sweeney is still employed, Minnesota has fallen to Somali pirate fraud, the FDNY appointed a lesbian commissioner, Stranger Things is unwatchable. We’re on to 2026🇺🇸

[april 💛 @greenbaybby]

the hottest thing a guy can do is be his league’s fantasy football commissioner

[Chris @Oface18]

@GonzoGorillaz Fuck, now I have to watch this?

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.

[Chris @Oface18]

@benlikessport Where did you find a $5 sandwich?

[Chris @Oface18]

@RollingStone The only people with 3 names are assassins and assholes

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

life when you start cracking 4s and don’t tell anyone

[Chris @Oface18]

@NESN Big night for @UberEats & @DoorDash though

[Chris @Oface18]

You’ve never felt more alive than betting preseason football on August 6th

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[Chris @Oface18]

Sick league

[Chris @Oface18]

@spencerpratt Socialism is a Trojan horse

[Chris @Oface18]

Excited for the next @Apple update when they sort messages by the contact’s birth date instead of most recent

[Chris @Oface18]

@MikeBales This was even more hilarious 3 days ago when the person who thought of the joke posted it

[Chris @Oface18]

My balls weren’t ready for a Doomsday trailer AND Ryan Clark firing on the same day

[Chris @Oface18]

@JJWatt @realsaltlake Terrorist move by the cringiest athlete of our time to score some beta brownie points at home

[Chris @Oface18]

@cfpzach Yzerman also didn’t take over the best line in hockey on team friendly contracts with a HOF defenseman and Goalie. A decade later all that wasted potential has faded. This is now his entire roster and it fucking blows.

[Chris @Oface18]

@Sweeneysucks @NHLFoley @BruinsOh Way worse. Which is hard to do. That’s why I was to see them on a chart & see the conman fired.

[Chris @Oface18]

@Sweeneysucks @NHLFoley @BruinsOh Now do Free Agent signings

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 9 Sundays.

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden's illegal immigration surge triggered 30% rise in home prices, $ 20% in rents, Fed paper finds https://t.co/c6gi29C736