Olaf Falafel

Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. my joke book, A Poo On A Pogo Stick is out now!

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A reminder to anyone who cares – I have a joke book coming out soon which you can preorder now and my Edinburgh family comedy show went on sale and a whopping 3% of tickets have sold already!
All the links are here:
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@felicefan Think it was ‘Getting kicked in the head by a horse as a child”

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Whenever I hear Troy Deeney talk about anything, I think back to when he got zero points on his own specialist subject on Mastermind and then I tend to disregard his opinions.

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FIFA have just released a new angle of the goal kick

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@mcguffie_neil @MhairiHunter ???? Please explain

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That was for Lord Beaverbrook

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Sea Lions On A Shirt

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Just ordered a commemorative plate

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Scottish fans discussing who they want to win on Saturday. 🇳🇴

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@Blake192841 @fewchuree @England @FIFAWorldCup Half an hour? 50 minutes

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When you’re playing at altitude and they swap your oxygen for helium

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Anthony Barry looks like that bloke down the local who’d glass you for sitting in HIS chair.

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@Antni_b @carl_macar @brian7263 Even if they had scored 4 against Haiti and only conceded 1 against Brazil they’d have still not gone through.

Ball knowledge zero.

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England before the first hydration break

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The Germans should have tried sticking their tongue out

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Sam Matterface’s full name is Sam Matter You Hey Gotta No Respect What-a You T'ink You Do Why You Look-a So Sad It's-a Not So Bad It's-a Nice-a Place Ah Shaddap-a You Face.

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The people getting hurt about commentators referring to Turkey as Türkiye should only have a right to complain if they still call Snickers, Marathon and Starburst, Opal Fruits.

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To save the NHS money, instead of using drugs to put patients into medically induced comas, they are now making them listen to Lee Dixon.

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@EastHullPete @AaronCharles I love him too. All in jest

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You’ll need this for the rest of the tournament

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@PhillyHammers of paracetamol?

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@NiallMiller10 Ayy Shee Dee Shee?

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Absolutely spot on I don’t mind telling you.

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You’ll need this for the rest of the tournament