bob mortimer

in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept

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First reviews are in for my new novel MICHAEL..in shops 19th Nov.. pre order is a thing

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Tonight's episode of Gone Fishing in Shetland Isles is a solid carbonated beauty!.... 9:00pm BBC2

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Plane Guy

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Brand new Gone Fishing series starts tonight on bbc 2 9pm... tonight's show is Teds last appearance... so sad

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Holy Shitwater

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Couple of live shows to tell you stuff about things and that

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For limited window my new novel MICHEAL is available for pre order at half price. It's a beauty! (It really is)

https://t.co/NSSbzGjYF8

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It's independent bookshop day so I popped down to Sevenoaks Bookshop to get this beauty

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Autobiograhically leaning new book from Reece.. as near as a guarantee of pleasure as you can get

https://t.co/zVgGeX9ZZo

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The correct presentation of my new novel MICHAEL.. it's a sledgehammer of a yarn guaranteed to make you laugh and weep

https://t.co/QqT3mLvrpc

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It's a beauty!!

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