Horace Wimp

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[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

My goal in life is to eat a big slice of pizza off a paper plate that is a little too small for the pizza and drink a cold can of coke

[Sardines @LeonardCoh37662]

When this dude wanted to use Godzilla to destroy New York #GodMode #BeastMode #AbsoluteLion

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

These girls definitely think I’m a pervert over a simple misunderstanding 🤦‍♂️ I was trying to look at their butt without them knowing and they caught me. I wasn’t TRYING to get caught!

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

Seeing people justify lying to their kids is always so funny to me. You genuinely don’t need a reason; my mom used to say there was a swimming pool on top of water towers for no reason

[star anise @anisenot]

My aggressively vegetable avoidant 3yo would always eat French onion soup because I called it “Brown noodle soup” but a waitress totally biffed the whole thing going on & on about how amazing it is “to see a toddler who likes onions”

Immediately she refused to eat anymore

Thank goodness I am deep into my “it’s ok to lie to the kid phase” because I was able to convince her the waitress was actually referring to “chunyons” which is simply a French word that means “brown noodles”

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@pauldahlke14 Also I’d imagine the skills it takes to pilot a plane are a little dissimilar to that of a giant mechanical lizard

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@Chady_9 You also can’t run and have 2-3 weapons. Trade offs

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@tonyhawktruther Veeerrryy dangerous to ride with no hands. Takes one little pebble and you’re toast. However, you do feel shoegaze/ indie sleaze as f*ck

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@greaserburger Nah bro saying didy things

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@NovoRomantic @JasonKPargin Him getting up being like “oh… here you go…” genius

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@frogdaes It’s like one optional mission. Everything else is YOUR imagination

[Davis Madole @titangoji]

Not gonna lie, I do wish we got to see Tachibana return in #GodzillaMinusZero

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@greaserburger How fast can you get here

[Deuce Tatum Bookclub @greaserburger]

Leading a dishwasher loading workshop for my roommates

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

‘Godzilla One’ and it’s set it 1954 (same year the original released)

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@greaserburger One time in middle school a kid threw a apple at the wall so hard it exploded

[Sam the Giganfan @SamRaidsAgain]

Koichi, Noriko, and Noda plot: "We didn't finish the job like we thought" "This isn't Godzilla we're talking about" "I don't think I have much time left" "Fight fire with fire" "Another moral boundary mankind shouldn't dare cross"

Meanwhile, Akitsu and Mizushima:

[Horace Wimp @OffDaPerc50]

@RainbowChalupa Thanks man!

[remas @ilovelinkykn]

link in ocarina vs link in majora