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When Mark Goldbridge met Bruno Fernandes for the first time. @markgoldbridge (I guess it wasnt love at first sight) 🤣

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@xn6ii__ You're not a MUFC fan if you haven't seen this tweet be reused 1000 times over and over again like they really out of other useless crap to talk about.

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Lads, don't stop singing "it's coming home" you won't look stupid, it's true it is "coming home" it's just not home yet

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Arsenal be turning into logan paul...

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This is Arsenal’s worst ever period and the club have decided to document it?

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Glory glory your body

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@J4KE133 @Ahnice_Mo @_3YNW02 Why u got sancho as ur pfp if ur slating him?

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Mum: "we've got food in the fridge"
Me:

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@UTD_Ralph @Wellkn0wnbandit @AJmufcii How does that make sense, I think mctominay is bad too but how can you say u think cvaani should start ahead of him when cavani is a striker and mctominay is a cdm

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MullNoGolski

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Filmed outside his Travelodge after his missus changed the locks.

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@BeastMartial Top 5 reasons why football twitter accounts think football is so much more than a sport.

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@TUnknownPsycho @_Amz_10 @CarrickEra @RiZzyUTD @pubIad I love how pogba adores, pogba suck ups, pogba pfp accounts have come together to try to say what pogba did is an act of class and should be praised. Quite frankly I couldn't care less. Well done he took a bottle and put it on the floor ooo does that hurt his 290k weekly wage?

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@jaydalyutd @MapeiSport @Colnagoworld 2/2 Would appreciate any tips, bc this belly fat is actually becoming a burden 😂

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@jaydalyutd @MapeiSport @Colnagoworld Hi Jay, hope you're doing well. 78km WTF!!😂 Q for you, I'm going uni in September so roughly 3 months left of nothing to do. I'm 5"8 and weight 70kg, was wondering what your tips are on loosing roughly 6kg of fat in this time. The more lost the better but my goal currently is 6.

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Any netflix series recomms?
Apart from Ozark, Breaking bad, Prison break, peaky blinders and Power ?

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@AA_utd Please save your tweet, bc he ain't getting backed this summer Ole will get us top 4 probs 2nd again. But there'll be people slating him and asking for the sack bc he "didnt win the league". In the summer MU fans understand Ole then they slate him because theyre f**ing bipolar

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Sancho confirmed

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@jackmirkoutd What a guy Jack is! Truly cheered up my day with the jokes. Thanks mate :)

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@ManLikeAnthony1 @manunitedzone Damn if thats how they treat kings over there in France then au revoir france

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@BiKendrick @UnitedStandMUFC Are u think? Or stupid? I agree the club brand "mancheater united" should be winning trophies but reality says we shouldn't our past is beautiful our present is Glazers. We can't be slating the manager or players when we know damn well they didn't get backed by those Glazers

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I like how all the sentimental brain dead incompetent supoplasmic jellies who were screaming Glazers out literally only 2-3 weeks ago are now all turing on the manager even though they know damn well we weren't backed in the summer yet set stupid standards as if were 07/08 mufc🤦‍♂️