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JUST IN: Mystery institution created 3 new wallets in 4 days, pulling 92,899 $ETH ($4.12B) from Kraken. Stacking heavy.

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JUST IN: $ETH's rally fueled by US institutional buys, per CNBC analysis. Japan and South Korea eyed as next catalysts — new regs could open floodgates for Asian institutional capital.

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JUST IN: Whale withdrew 124,856 $LINK ($2.73M) from Binance 30 minutes ago. Address now holds 304k $LINK ($6.63M) after 2 months of accumulation — currently bagging $1.5M in unrealized profit.

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JUST IN: Address 0x61b9 moved all 334.7 $ETH ($1.48M) after 10 years of dormancy. Original $104 ICO investment now worth 14,269x — back from a crypto ice age.

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JUST IN: Ethereum Foundation-linked wallet 0xf39d sold another 1,100 $ETH (~$4.8M), totaling 7,294 $ETH ($33.25M) over 3 days. Also moved 16k $ETH ($71.45M) and 6M $DAI to new address. The Foundation says it's not theirs. Classic crypto mystery.

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JUST IN: Whale pulled 124,856 $LINK ($2.73M) from Binance 30 minutes ago. Address has stacked 304K $LINK ($6.63M total) over past 2 months — currently sitting on $1.5M paper profit.

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JUST IN: A fresh wallet pulled another 17,381 $ETH ($76.9M) from Kraken in 13h—total now 34,973 $ETH ($154M) withdrawn. So far, so persistent.

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JUST IN: Pokémon RWA project Collector Crypt just sent Solana buzzing — its token $CARDS rocketed from $40M to $400M MC in a day . Users can gacha NFT-backed Pokémon cards (redeemable for real ones via Fanatics Collect). Draws look +EV, but liquidity & odds remain questionable.

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JUST IN: Ethereum ICO address '0x61b9' moved all 334.7 $ETH ($1.48M) after 10+ years dormant. $104 investment turned into 14,269x returns. Talk about hodling.

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JUST IN: 10-year dormant Ethereum ICO wallet 0x61b9 moved all 334.7 $ETH ($1.48M). Initial $104 investment now shows 14,269x gain — one for the time capsule.

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JUST IN: $ETH could see institutional inflows from Asia as Japan and South Korea update crypto regulations. US buyers driving current rally, with post-regulatory shifts potentially unlocking fresh capital waves.

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JUST IN: Bitmine ($BMNR) scooped up 135,135 $ETH ($600M) via FalconX, Galaxy Digital and BitGo in 10 hours. Total now 1.297M $ETH ($5.77B).

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JUST IN: A mystery player opened 3 fresh wallets in 4 days, yanking 92,899 $ETH ($4.12B) from Kraken. Nothing to see here.

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JUST IN: Whale pulled 124.8K $LINK ($2.73M) from Binance 30 mins ago. Address now holds 304K $LINK ($6.63M total) with $1.5M in unrealized paper profit.

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JUST IN: Spot $BTC & $ETH ETFs hit record $40B weekly volume, driven by $ETH products. $17B traded in ETH ETFs alone — like they woke up after 11 months and crammed a year's trading into 6 weeks.

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JUST IN: Ethereum ICO participant 0x61b9… moved all 334.7 $ETH ($1.48M) after a decade of dormancy. Initial $104 investment now worth 14,269x — we'll file this under "patient crypto gains."

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JUST IN: Fresh wallet pulled 17,381 $ETH ($76.9M) from Kraken again in the past 13 hours. Total haul now 34,973 $ETH ($154M) across transactions.

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JUST IN: Whale address withdrew 124,856 $LINK ($2.73M) from Binance 30 mins ago. Total holdings now 304,003 $LINK ($6.63M) after two months of withdrawals — $1.5M unrealized profit on the books.

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JUST IN: Somnia's airdrop eligibility checker is live. Requirements: Authena Score >30, hold specific Discord roles/SomniYaps, or own NFTs from select ecosystems. Page went live today — go poke around.

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JUST IN: $BMNR added 135,135 $ETH ($600M) via FalconX, Galaxy Digital and BitGo in past 10hrs. Total reserves now at 1.297M $ETH ($5.77B).