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Bed Bath and Beyond Employee of the Year (2023)

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@hen_ease @hen_ease You don’t know what this weekend has done to us. Phillies - ass. Eagles - ass. James Franklin - MEGA ASS. I’ve been sitting here debating whether to jump off the Walt Whitman or Ben Frank but I’m not gonna do it. Fuck the cowboys.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Covid

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@XFilesAesthetic Magic Johnson does not have HIV

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@BarstoolBigCat Gonna be late for midnight mass but ball comes first no diddy

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@barstoolsports DE&I at its finest

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Going out without the roommates tn. Brought the walkie to keep the comms up. Never lackin. Over and out.

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@Breaking911 What’s Georgia’s football team doing in Germany?

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Sounds good I’ll take a Miller Lite

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@FDSportsbook @EliotShorrParks Dont start with this bullshit. Tryna break up this locker room foh

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@rajasthanroyals U guys aint shit. Those Perth Scorchers would fuck u up any day. #MADETOUGH

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@RealRobReinhart W. I’ll pay his fine.

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Am I becoming an alcoholic? Yes. Should I be going to AA meetings? No comment, but yes.

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Gronk and Shaq are 100% coked up. Good for them, they’re gonna clean up tn.

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This fight is the equivalent of a Temple frat kid fighting a local crackhead outside Pub Webb

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@itsgabrielleu Just put the fries in the bag.

You’re still hot though.

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Wholesome Friday night. I’ll finish this, toss a few back and then call some 10 year olds a bunch of pussies on COD.

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@NFL Cooper DeJawn

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And the kick is no gooooood

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@ScorchersBBL 🫡🫡 don’t let them get hot. #MADETOUGH

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This is America. I didn’t vote (sorry convicted felon) but all I know is Tim Walz would probably hate this.