Off Script Sports Detroit

All of my Sports teams suck. Welcome to my life. Detroit Sports Takes. I hate Jack Flaherty, Jeff Okudah, and Darko Milicic

[Off Script Sports Detroit @Off_Script_Sp]

Don’t give me false hope

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

It was tough to say goodbye to Detroit for Tarik Skubal

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PCA for MVP

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The window is open

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Extensions handed out by the Lions:

🏈Jahmyr Gibbs: 3-years, $67.5M
🏈Aidan Hutchinson: 4 years, $180M
🏈Jack Campbell: 4-years, $81M
🏈Jared Goff: 4 years, $212M
🏈Amon-Ra St. Brown: 4 years, $120.01M
🏈Penei Sewell: 4 years, $112M
🏈Jameson Williams: 3 years, $80M
🏈Kerby Joseph: 4 years, $85M
🏈Alim McNeill: 4 years, $97M

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FLEECED

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Casey Mize in his first start for the Padres:

3.1 IP, 9 H, 8 ER, 3 BB, 1 K

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Absolutely filthy

[Tread Athletics @TreadHQ]

From Indy ball arm to viral sensation to AAA in a year and a half.⁠ 🚀
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Congrats to @KennySerwa on his promotion to Triple-A with the @Tigers 🐅⁠
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Serwa went viral for throwing the hardest knuckleball of all time and signed out of our 2025 Pro Day.

He made his Toledo Mud Hens debut on August 4th, working 6.0 innings with 6 strikeouts and 2 earned runs.⁠ Check out how he got there:
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🤦

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

REPORT: Casey Mize says the Tigers never approached him about a contract extension, per @BNightengale

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You have to be kidding me

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Tigers POBO Scott Harris reportedly offered Tarik Skubal a four-year, $75 million contract after his 2024 CY Young season, per @TheAthletic

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Yea, no shit

[Motor City Metrics @mcmbaseballpod]

Scott Harris on the Detroit Tigers record at the 2026 Deadline:

"I take responsibility for all of it ..."

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Framber: Struggling
Flaherty: Ass
Verlander: Pitched 1 game
Skubal: gone
Mize: gone.
Might have been the best rotation to start the season

[Tigers Data @TigersData]

Tigers rotation the rest of the season:

Framber Valdez
Troy Melton
Keider Montero
Jackson Jobe (when he returns)
Jack Flaherty (when he returns)

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For a team that has pitching issues, trading the best 2 pitchers on the rosters is a bold move

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FUCK!!!!!!!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The San Diego Padres with a big buzzer beater: They're acquiring right-hander Casey Mize from the Detroit Tigers, sources tell ESPN.

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Summer of 2027 without baseball….🥺🥺

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Sports teams official hate list (Updated)
1. Dodgers
2. Packers
3.Cowboys
4. Guardians
5. Bears

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@JeffPassan Brady smith. 21 games, 0-7 4.36 era this season. This for the 2 time reigning cy young.

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MLB ready arms my fucking ass

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell ESPN.

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Thank you.
Fuck you scott Harris

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Keep him there

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Tigers OF Wenceel Perez will start a rehab assignment with Class-A Lakeland tomorrow, per @JeremyOttoPxP

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It pisses me off how good this team could really be. How about instead of trading everyone, let’s fire the coach and gm and see what we can do

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Fuck you Scott Harris for making me watch Wenzel Perez, James Outman, and Matt Vierling all season.