O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉

Decoding chaos, one savage truth at a time.| No filters. No favourites. Just facts. #OffbeatOracle

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

School never taught you this, but it should've. A timeline of unhinged history they kept quiet about.
Part 1.
The Banquet of Chestnuts.!
50 dancers stripped for cardinals in the Vatican 😳🫢
A thread 🧵

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

Sad 😢

[NBS Sport @NBSportUg]

SAD NEWS!

SC Villa captain, David Owori has passed away, following an attack by thugs last night.

He has been hospitalized at Case Hospital.

More details to follow

#NBSportThePavilion #NBSportUpdates 📸 Courtesy

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@MaamaUganda02 @akrambanks24 No dear😂😂
I personally won’t judge you

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

Ordinary tickets are sold out, wow👐

[National Basketball League @NblFuba]

GAME ONE!

Tickets 🎫 - https://t.co/ZjWeSf8iuP

#NBLPlayoffs26

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

Bro will have Onana on his team😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor, here we go! Club confirms agreement in place for the Egyptian striker.

Salah joins on two year deal as free agent after leaving Liverpool.

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@JustGystin What he did there was very bad for sure😂 What happened to empathy.??? 😂😂

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@JustGystin Kati you come when.??

[Ronnie @ronniedazzler80]

Ovulation doesn't joke huh😂💀🚮

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@MaamaUganda02 I know what you’re doing 😁

[SuperSport 🏆 @SuperSportTV]

The She Cranes topple the hosts at the Hydro 🇺🇬🙌

#SSCommonwealthGames | #Glasgow2026

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@mtnug I wasn’t given any reference number. I just bought this router today in the afternoon. Why isn’t the data package active.?

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@mtnug your Wakanet customer line is very useless. The WhatsApp responses are very slow.
You either help or I return your router and get my money back. Don’t make me beg over my own hard earned money😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd_Es]

Feliz cumple a nuestro guía @Carras16 ! 🎂❤️

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@BigEyeStarBoss @ntvuganda @sparktvuganda 😂😂

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@JustGystin Kyekyo Justinaaa waffe😁

[FUBA @FubaBasketball]

Pierre Laurent Rwuhiriro’s 17 points, 6 rebounds and two blocks leads the team to a healthy half time lead against Kenya.

#FubaBasketball
#U18ZoneVQualifiers

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

@JustGystin Lessgooooooooo 👊

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

One day we shall need an exhibition on @NdejjeUnive . I will be there to share the irregularities at the University. Especially at the Graduate School. It’s just a matter of time.
Patience….. ⏳

[O.r.a.c.l.e 🦉 @Offbeat_Oracle]

Congratulations 😂👐

[Dóuglas Fir🗽 @thekingsmanUG]

Dear Emily…
I really wanna write this carefully
Now that we're a family
It's only you, your mom and me
Dear Emily
We're gonna live forever happily
I'm gonna ask your mom to marry me
But there's some things you need to know😒

[President of the Kachai addicts in 🇺🇬 @JustGystin]

A day after Dr Bernard Ogwel announced that there would be no more ring fencing of budgets to Federations, let’s talk about how we got here and why the move has been welcomed by many.

#JGSports

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Referees so shit, everyone celebrating when Argentina get yellow cards now😭