Ooffda

Just trying to be somebody

[Ooffda @Offda5]

They call my dick the lifesaver because you can’t choke on it

[Ball @BallsDeepInYM]

@CorinnaKopf Corinna you’re the most important person in my life. I love you with all my heart i just wanna crawl inside you and live in there and only come out to be breastfed by you

[Ooffda @Offda5]

I forgot the comma

[Ooffda @Offda5]

Boy pussy is fire

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@maxwellyyyy Don’t mean to toot my own horn but I’m kinda a professional when it comes to the cello

[Ooffda @Offda5]

Who needs spermicide if you have hot sauce🔥

[Ooffda @Offda5]

When she only wants to fuck you to get that military child support🥵🥵

[Ooffda @Offda5]

Somebody’s studying atoms is just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

[Ooffda @Offda5]

They only quarantined us so they could change the batteries in the birds

[Ooffda @Offda5]

Girls always say that it’s the little things that matter in life till they see my dick

[Ooffda @Offda5]

Imagine asking a blind girl out in braille and she leaves you on felt

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@jennyynieman Nah to hot for me

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

You ladies better watch out, because I’m a bad boy. A bad bad boy. A bad, bad little boy who just made a stinky. I’m a stinky little poo poo baby.

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@JuliaRose_33 Come over?

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@ellyuwu Pisces✌️

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@heyimbee

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@KaleiRenay Hi

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@wydstepbrOoke Hi

[Ooffda @Offda5]

If you’re texting and you put more then 2 y’s in “hey” you’re a psychopath. Change my mind

[Ooffda @Offda5]

How does one get more followers? I think I’m hilarious and deserve clout

[Ooffda @Offda5]

@KittenElise But do they know what they taste like?