Offended_not_offended

Butler, Driver and General Shit Kicker to 1 Boss and 2 Managers. in other words a Dad🤦‍♂️. Adult by age only. Dad joke addict.🇦🇺

[Offended_not_offended @Offendednotoff1]

Headed into Friday like....

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@9NewsMelb It's about time tbh. This has been a disaster from the start. Very poorly built and run. Still not sure why we had it in the first place. It was not the lockdown that killed it!!!!

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I hate to drop this on you Yanks now but just to let you know our immigration policy means you will be sent to a lovely island for an undetermined time. ❤Australia.

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@tap_tap_tap1 Gold!!! Lol

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After signing up to Twitter, is there a time limit before you have to send a dick pic or is it not mandatory?

Asking for.......me!

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

men should not be finding things funny. manslaughter is illegal for a reason

[Offended_not_offended @Offendednotoff1]

Me. Up a ladder paint the house

6. Dad, do we have any of those biscuits you gave me when I went to school. (7months ago)

Me. I don't know honey.

6. WELL ,YOU COULD LOOK!!!!!!

If your wondering what parenting is like

[Jesus H Christ 😀 @officialHJesus]

I just got pulled over by a cop. He asked me if I had a police record.

Apparently "Roxanne" was not the answer he wanted to hear...😀

[Offended_not_offended @Offendednotoff1]

I've No more fucks to give.
My fuck fuse has just blown.
I tried to go fuck hunting but they've up and fucked off home.

Some of the best lyrics EVER!!!!!by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.

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@Lucifer_GodsSon @TheTweetOfGod I'm not going to risk rt GOD'S tweet and no need to rt yours as I've got my spot booked.

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@MissSVR This cannot be overstated in any way. 👏😋

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Every Election in any country is like a big proverbial Bag of Shit and it's fully ablaze.
You vote to put out a so called "fire" but end up with crap on your boots!!!!!

And here endeth the lesson.

[Offended_not_offended @Offendednotoff1]

@DanielAndrewsMP Dan, I'm not sure if anyone has asked you recently but Are you OK? This would have to be the most trying of times. Thank you for all your hard work. #IstandwithDan

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@Asleep2000 Vladimir Putin's peraonal stylist team.
Left... personal Trainer.
Right..... Peraonal Shopper
Centre....... No.1 Zhuzher and Political Style guru.

[Offended_not_offended @Offendednotoff1]

New proposed Law.

You have to stay Isolated for as long as your dumb arse panic buying stockpile will last.

This will do 2 things....

1. Teach you a valuable lesson about common sense.

2. Remove you from society, which will benefit the rest of us.

Thank you for your time

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I am truly devastated at the news of #TheMelbourneComedyfestival cancellation. No Hand Sanitizer, No Toilet Paper and now this debacle !!!!
The World needs a reason to smile especially because Laughter is the best medicine.

@micomfestival #comedyforacure

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This is getting old fast people.