Going to the grocery store in the morning just feels wrong like I'm intruding, being the only one there while everyone quietly stocks. I know it's 7am but I just need a slab of steak i'm so sorry.
"My child had a temper tantrum because they couldn't do what they wanted so we decided to cut off his balls and let him wear the dress."
Lazy ass parenting is the death of the next generation.
Tried the S23 for a few days (upgrade) and I hate it. Need to buy an adapter to charger the fucker, no jack, "off" button is for Bixby. Came predownloaded with TikTok (is that a thing for all new phones now?) Note 9 has not done me wrong so going back.
Two years ago I baked spam inside a chocolate chip cookie and made my husband try it with me and it wasn't ballin but it also wasn't not ballin.
That was the level of weird pregnancy craving I was expecting but so far it's all been normal food.
Still got time ig.
We've been hearing pitter patter on the roof last few nights. Sitting in bed and I hear flappin overhead. Think there's a nest up there. Fighting every urge to not climb our RV ladder that's being held together by two rusted screws to see for myself.
I asked my husband what he'd do if I became a worm and he told me he'd just keep me in a little box like it is just par for the course once your wife becomes a worm.
Since when are books unaffordable? They are some of the cheapest forms of entertainment and learning for kids.
If they're so poor, they know what Goodwill, Good Samaritan, etc are. You can get books for $1.
But they spend that on smartphones for their kids instead.
Nearly half of American children live in a book desert—neighborhoods that lack public libraries and stores that sell books, or in homes where books are an unaffordable or unfamiliar luxury. https://t.co/aCw3UwbA5v
The girly part of me deep down wants to see the Barbie movie but I know it's Hollywood and Hollywood ruins everything that has the potential to be good.
One day they will be ornaments, decorating the trees in their colorful sin.
Taking their last breath, their thoughts will not be of repentance, but of the other tiny bodies they wish they had the chance to take.
Tears for the evil they didn't get to commit.
I had a manager who's baby daddy was black. She asked me how I handled being mixed cause her daughter was having a hard time finding her place.
I told her "I just be myself and I hang out with whoever I like".
Stop making your color your whole personality and you'll be fine.
The only people worried about how many different colors are in your friend group are the blacks and the whites who hate themselves for being white.
And then you've got the mixed race guy who was convinced he has to choose a side.
You can't just "be" anymore.
My appetite has gone from craving something new everyday to having no appetite at all but what hasn't changed since being pregnany is the revulsion I have for steak - the one of three foods I've been eating everyday for the past two years. I can't even think about it.