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Patriot | Gulpin Deez Nutz | Conservative

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@poisondartss @jayythewave My favorite part is that this dude really paid for Blue Checkmark only to have this bad of a take.

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@LadyJane761 @ScolaidhDays @cleancitybird Kids can see this content. The issue stems from this conversation.

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@MDRockyGirl1 @cleancitybird Yeah no yeah it won’t. Like people that THINK like this haven’t actually talked to people who think the other way and it shows. Social Work goes a long way.

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@DreamsTurnDark @cleancitybird The sheer amount of trauma induced in a single moment

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@blondehotcoffee I can get Alberta after that they start getting mixed up

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@killer_sandvich @Ezequiel__Hips I’m rule34 coded thinking they’re talking about some smut and here this shit is being wholesome…kinda?

It’s like a hallmark movie, I ain’t been with someone that wants this shit I be with real bitches.

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@RANDI_INDENIAL @tommyinnit Is that like John pork but worse?

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@tommyinnit So no one told you life was gonna be this way? 👏 👏 👏 👏

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@ArtFunAndStuff @JohnWolfeYT I don’t like that Multiple reasons can be one reason because 1 can be a multiplier. That being said it’s funny when someone says ‘multiple’ when they mean a couple. It reminds me to value their opinion by a multiple number. Like 0.

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@AirOfViolence @BolsaWhite @DaveOshry Dude straight up said ‘baby needs his bottle and I’m fucking baby’

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@Ranboosaysstuff You were there the whole time

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@damicetous @Ranboosaysstuff What feeling?

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How long does my butthole have to hurt before I go to hospital?

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@JustaMinx I’m glad it wasn’t just me, I almost started bullying the poor lad 🤣

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@_chiawara Dude ain’t got sperm in his nuts don’t take it personally

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@wealary_V2 I have naturally obtained quirks (like tossing brackets and Ellipses to add context or pacing) but Homestuck really made an entire generation+ form an entire quirk and forcibly spread it around like a mental disorder. 1337 speak been a thing but this ridiculous.

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@max2barres @itiswattles Collect enough to make a special necklace

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@phoefii @itiswattles I was gonna ask what that bucket was for but never mind..