Office Attacks

@ArcticEmpire's highly anticipated tower defence game is now available on iOS worldwide! Follow us or we'll be forced to wage war with the water cooler.

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One business day later and we have our Google+ announcement! Kiki will be running the page; that should keep her busy

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Office Attacks is on Google+! Check back tomorrow to find out which lucky (Karz' words) employee is running the page
https://t.co/aXYCO024gq

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Did I write this? No, but I very well could've. 17 #office cliches that are almost too relatable for young employees.
http://t.co/QrWxjJWSeS

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Can you really put a price on firing office materials at your coworkers? I guess you could call that #FreeToPlay!!

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Karz has told me every day for the past 5 months to think outside the box. How's this for thinking outside the box?! http://t.co/skEBKGL6qc

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Uhhh, Karz just yelled at me for not posting this video already...so here it is, please watch it for my sake.
https://t.co/LrwrrFLXEi

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Steve Stevenson reporting in. Boss is making me run the Twitter; says I'm not working hard enough. Just one more round of #OfficeAttacks...

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17 DIY Office Hacks to Make Work More Tolerable http://t.co/W9vmAUoVCP via @mashable

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Sure feels like winter today...

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Department of Redundancy Department

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I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

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Guess what? Office Attacks! is now FREE to play on the App Store! Download today! http://t.co/zIpLmfYQLT

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I'm too tired to be cordial. Go away.

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I like to make my day more interesting by inventing new office rules.

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Don't ever try to accomplish the impossible. If you do succeed, they will just add it to your job description.

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Meetings are the practical alternative to work.

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Yeah... I'm calling in tired.

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Wrapping up my co-worker's desk in tin foil is cost-effective AND keeps things fresh.

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Having learned the art of looking busy when my boss is around, I think it's safe to declare myself a MASTER cubicle dweller.

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Ok. Who's the asshole who made popcorn?