officebob

SPFX, Pyrotechnics, & Smart-ass comments. ERD-certified instructor for display fireworks & SPFX pyro. He/Him. Bunny dad to Maynard.🐰 OF invites get you blocked

[officebob @OfficeBob]

Saving the Snopes link for the next asshole who uses the meme...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The right has gotten increasingly desperate w/spreading targeted rumors about me lately.

Someone made up a meme that led to @snopes disproving this: https://t.co/M5ffXwvmtT

(Also, I had to live alone in my family’s apt after my dad died, so the eviction lie is especially bad)

[officebob @OfficeBob]

@DrNeilStone Nope, sorry, I'm dead...in fact, I died before I got my latest COVID booster approx. 2 weeks ago.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Perfect gift for your MAGA friends and family.

[officebob @OfficeBob]

@ZiggyWearsHats BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE.

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https://t.co/HuvL4pDtVP

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@archer_rs @jckungfu What? I can’t be dead, I never got the memo!

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This guy turned every single text his HOA president sent him into a song.

Over the past year and a half, she’s been texting him nonstop about fines, videos he’s posting, eggs in the yard, signs on his lawn, his driveway, and even threatening to put a lien on his house. So instead of arguing with her, he had AI turn all her messages into a full song.

It’s honestly one of the most creative ways I’ve seen someone get back at an over-the-top HOA.

Be honest… would you turn your HOA president’s texts into a song?

[officebob @OfficeBob]

The Leopard Was Always Going to Eat Your Face https://t.co/kXIqH0K353

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Long-Range Sanctions: How Ukraine Lit Up St. Petersburg to Open Putin’s BS "Economic Forum" With Stunning Attack https://t.co/7tDVFsk0Kv

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it’s been a week since Donny’s been seen in public. what the hell is going on? https://t.co/rqFMc4jo3q

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No, Canada Isn’t “Collapsing” from Recession — Here’s the Math Trump and The MAGA/Maple MAGA Crowd Pray You Never Do https://t.co/lVzFrqtmxw

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let’s all point and laugh at the losing loser who just spent an entire day losing https://t.co/IsybDEffgR

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@theliamnissan Are you sure it's not the other way around, meaning it's pay to NOT play?

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@phosphor_glow That's what a shower head with hose attachment is for.

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HOW TO ANNOY A BUNNY PERSON:

1) Have a JEOPARDY category called "Bad Hare Day."

2) Have every question in the category be about rabbits.

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high prices are good for you, and other fucked-up fairy tales from the Sunday Republicans https://t.co/C74ZHBzhaz

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The Lunatic In The White House - by JoJoFromJerz https://t.co/sf261Ybm4v

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@rolandgavince @Her_Nonymous_D Because men won’t take no for an answer?

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Has anyone checked to see if Roseanne Barr will be singing the National Anthem at the Freedom 250 event?

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America's Drunk Uncle/President Went Ape S*** On Social Media Yesterday: Breaking Down Trump’s INSANE Truth Social Medical Episode https://t.co/ZaICXD0MT2

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UPDATE #3: Trump Is Going To Headline His Own Birthday Concert Because Literally Nobody Else Will https://t.co/GIIzA6xNHo