The Office Chairiot

I'm an IKEA Poäng chair that some jackwagon strapped two 500 WATT motors to. Oh, yeah, he also put a ridiculous control panel on me. Woot for me.

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

I think it’s time for some upgrades. @VW just created a sexier but slower version of me. Meh. https://t.co/sN40rJ0tJy

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

@thedouglane I’m so jellyous!! I think my control panel is due for an upgrade.

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

I’m still alive. Sitting in a storage shed. My control panel has been gutted for 3 years. I will be getting new, non-marking tires and a wiring upgrade when the weather isn’t so damn hot. #desertlife

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

LOVED being the MC for the @meltmedia Lightning Talks on #DigitalTransformation. https://t.co/FCaaHBIUft

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

The throne should be red with motors and weapons, IMHO. https://t.co/Sn7UCaAd9x

[BlogStupid @TheBlogStupid]

With the return of #gameofthrones, @reason gives you “Game of Thrones: #Libertarian Edition” https://t.co/ZMSvcLJOvl

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

Mourning dove chicks wear camouflage! Who knew?! I guess #bird watchers, biologists, etc. know. #meh #whyaz #wildlife #desertlife #nestinac…

[Burned Your Tweet @burnedyourtweet]

.@RealDonaldTrump I burned your tweet.

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

LOVE the #commute to @meltmedia on my @radpowerbikes #RadRover. Top speed of 20 MPH, gets me from A to B in 16 minutes. #ebike #battery #gr…

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Still going through my Weird Al phase.

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

Sadly, I don’t believe motorized chairs can sign up, but if you’re human… https://t.co/ByEx1h9cKe

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

“Take your work life off autopilot" w/ ”PAUSE” by @kensho_edu! https://t.co/4n5IEY8t3B Website: https://t.co/HOo3GXzU0c

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

A chair just followed @shwood. Can’t be the first time, but could be the only one that farts.

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

@MattWhitmanWCE @iliketomakestuf @smartereveryday You shower led interview a 20 MPH IKEA chair.

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[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

WHAT??? @TheMindyProject is following a motorized office chair on Twitter?? YUSSSS!!! #famousofficechair #validation

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

Reppin’ @meltmedia on the “Agencies Drinking Beer” #podcast with Kyle & Alex from @proposify! Going from #code to #businessdevelopment.

[Andy Frey @andyfrey]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, watch https://t.co/xn5Igy0whH & change tax code, please! Taxes are killing us in the middle class!

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

Coming soon: @kyleracki & @mralexplumb of @proposify grill me about jumbo shrimp & #businessdevelopment. #podcast #agenciesdrinkingbeer

[The Office Chairiot @OfficeChairiot]

WANT!! https://t.co/utaDQHjU29

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

SRI Demonstrates First New Rotary Transmission Design in 50 Years https://t.co/eEIoh4o6CR via @YouTube

[Stuff Andy Makes @stuffandymakes]

Awe, yeah!! @meltmedia a Finalist for @phxbizjournal 2016 Best Places To Work (Sm. Bus.)! Not shocking at all. meltmedians = family

[Microchip Makes @MicrochipMakes]

Controlling this SAM3X8E-based smartwatch prototype is all in the wrist! https://t.co/4K5lbPxkEa