Office Life

I work in an office. I'd best describe myself as workaholic, post-it master, & good looking. My attention to detail is impeccable when it comes to spreadsheets.

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When you call tech support, they should ask you what level of knowledge you have. That way they know what jargon to use or not use.

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@WTFMahon Me too!

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#NextYearIPromiseTo work harder to make those Benjamins. 💰

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@freedom2offend Just make sure you wash your hands and disinfect your device. You could get sick! I use rubbing alcohol to clean mine.

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@scarredeep Only when Carl shows up at our office. He's a workaholic and makes me look bad in front of the boss.

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@Twitter did you have an edit post option 6 years ago? 🎟️

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@bigmacher Maybe 6 years ago?

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@bigmacher Didn't twitter use to have an edit button?

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The boss thought today was Tuesday. I promptly reminded him it was Wednesday. However, if my boss had thought it was Thursday, I would have kept quiet.

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@Calamity_clr Yep, that would be a bad way to meet them 🏃‍♂️

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@Jessberrie This is probably the note my neighbor will leave me one day.

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Got the #DayAfterChristmas off work 😎

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@fivefortweeting you just need to add a little something: #AfterTheKidsFallAsleepAtTheNeighborsHouse I shoot off fireworks in the back yard.

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Merry Christmas 🎄
I made it through the night

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As expected, last minute shopping today

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@rantramblepod Sums up my life

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@CraveMyThoughts Headass?

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Just follow the money, then you'll see.

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Brian, who use to work at a desk
#MyPrisonName

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@professorkiosk I always wanted to be a dog trainer, but my parents were allergic to dogs. Now I work in an office.