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I Wish There Was A Way To Know You€™re In The Good Old Days, Before You€™'ve Actually Left Them.

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Yeah kiss her. Kiss her good.

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I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.

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How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

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What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went -- I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

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Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.

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Hey! You're making me spray!

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I just knew, my whole life, that everyone was wrong about me. My parents, my teachers, my friends, the doctors! Everyone.

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Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.

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It€™s Never Too Early For Ice-Cream, Jim.

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Stanley, we're not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working.

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Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.

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If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

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Are You On Email?

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Hate To See You Leave But Love To Watch You Go. 'Cause Of Your Butt

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I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues and he's stupid.

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If I can't scuba, what has this all been for?

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It€™s Never Too Early For Ice-Cream, Jim.

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You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it.

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Sometimes I'll Start A Sentence And I Don€™t Even Know Where It€™s Going. I Just Hope I Find It Along The Way.

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Can their pizza play DVDs? Oh, guess not.