Office Dog

I eat trash and sunbathe by the water cooler... all in the nude.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

Real original guys, dressing me up like a hot dog. Again. #halloween #dogsoftwitter

[SarahCate @CateMosse]

@Office__Dog Could you RT this please https://t.co/hPRLzd6NaA Office dog Lola, doing her bit to help @TheStrokeAssoc . Thank you.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

Nice, crisp air, pumpkins, cider mills, and dragging my ass on the driveway. #fallthings

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

@mikejaxsid2 dunno, let me sniff that thing though.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

Challenge: I bet I can empty my bladder in the kitchen before you can open the door and yell "NO! OUTSIDE!"

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

Today's agenda:
- Be naked
- Go through CEO's garbage for unfinished caviar
- Throw up unfinished caviar on carpet
- Who even likes caviar?

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

@TheChannelDog You tippin' over garbage cans in this pack?

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

@GrantChirpus Damn the man.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

@GrantChirpus Also, have you ever pooped in Campus Martius? It's the pinnacle of outdoor relief.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

@GrantChirpus But how luck is Detroit to have two mascots of our caliber in one city?

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

I don't mean to alarm you, but that plastic bag outside looks super sketchy.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

@RustyMcGirt ON IT

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR SAVING THE FAMILY FROM THE MAILMAN ALL WEEK. #Ungrateful

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

@mikejaxsid2 Only if we can tip over some trash cans after.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

I just don't see what I have to stay outside but the vacuum gets its own room. #EqualityForAll

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

HEY. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY. HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I thought I heard something outside.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

Don't worry about it. I got this.

[Office Dog @Office__Dog]

Top 5 movie dogs:
- Beethoven
- Hooch
- Hercules
- Baxter
- Colin Farrell, amirite?!