Office Walter White

Let’s just say that I have a hell of a lot more on my mind right now than thinking about buying a damn car wash.

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

You guys have to watch #Pu239. It's Russia's #BreakingBad.

[CityNews Vancouver @CityNewsVAN]

.@VancouverPD says a van that crashed into a concrete fence at Oak and W 53rd appears to be a mobile meth lab.

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

My career is over but @berlusconi2013 is somehow still in politics? #BreakingBungaBunga #Berlusconi

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

Thank you all for one of our most memorable years yet on #BreakingBad! Can't wait for shooting to start on #Season6 in January. #Cliffhanger

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

#BadBroken

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

@Siri Now...say my name.

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

I just gave Hank a kick-ass summer mix CD. Sort of my way of saying 'I'm sorry'. Hope he likes Los Lobos. #BreakingBad

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

Knock knock. Bitches. #BreakingBad

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

It's hard to believe that just over 52 years ago, in a small town in Saudi Arabia, Barack Hussein #Obama was born. No relation to #POTUS.

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

@KariByron @donttrythis #Myth confirmed: a brimmed hat radically increases a man's sex appeal. Looking forward to the show. #BreakingBad

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

Canadian students committing mass sociology. #commitscience #commitquestions #harperPhD!? http://t.co/utT4VFYIPd

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

#Thatcher died doing what she loved best - riding #Ebert until his heart exploded.

[Sam Adams PDX @SamAdamsPDX]

Happy Passover. http://t.co/mFGll1fucA

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

Making development a part of trade is like bringing the church back into the state. Right up Cons' alley.#budgetingbad #freeCIDA #budget2013

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

@Flahertyyoufatfuck Adjusting for inflation...$737,000, that is what I need. It's doable...unless you touch my pension. #budget2013 #cdnpoli

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

@vicecanada It's the other twin from the matrix who actually busts you when you pull out the stuff.

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

Whenever a religious nut comes to my door and asks, Do you believe in evil? I look down my glasses and say, Is Charlie Sheen still on TV?

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

@kennyhotz "@annabeloakes: You haven't truly hit rock bottom until you've said to yourself "maybe *I* should do a podcast"...in Canada.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

If you don’t learn to play saxophone at a professional level for a woman, it’s fair to say you don’t love her.

[Office Walter White @Office__Walter]

@SergeantBrody Henry Jennings almost makes our boys look cool. Maybe they can all get together and play Magic. #lamesons #TheAmericans