Jeremy Gilbert - Parody

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter. Which would you rather have show up at your door? Them or me? 18+/RP/TVD #SBHFam

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

I feel like I should arrest you just in case.

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

@AberrantGrace + She is just someone I want to keep my eyes on. As a professional. Not on /her/ can. I should stop talking now.

*I give Mike a nod and head back out to my cruiser, wondering if you'd ever consider contracting out for ride-alongs.*

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

@AberrantGrace + away, with me mumbling "under me" as you do. I know you can't hear me and yet I want to convince myself I successfully pulled off a slick move. The sound of Mike chuckling under his breath behind me has me turning my head to glare.*

Can it. +

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

I'm worried that your idea of fun is going to end up with me working mandatory overtime.

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

@AberrantGrace + day to day interactions. I should check on that.*

Anyway, are you making your stay long term and if so, plan on busting a lot of heads?

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

@AberrantGrace + foot up on the bar rail like a macho cowboy and it slides off sending me forward and I have to quick catch myself on the stool before I take a header. For some reason I have spectacular agility when taking down perps and it goes "poof" in my +

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

( @AberrantGrace ) + the help back there. Are you going to play nice with the rest of the citizens in Mystic Falls or should I start carrying around extra wolfsbane cuffs just in case?

[Jeremy Gilbert - Parody @OfficerArmPorn]

( @AberrantGrace ) + and quickly go to the other end of the bar. I pop one of your fries in my mouth as I sit in the seat beside you.*

Let me guess - long lost kin of Rafe's and one more person to add to the list of ones I need to keep my eye on. Thanks for +