Deckard

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Like my Mrs hoovering 5x in 1 day. All those moments will be lost in wine.. like beers in the rain. Time for pies.

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

Dear anyone stupid enough to follow me,

I'm closing this account and merging it with my other one.

Follow @pigeon_kill if you want to keep up to date with how much I hate oystercatchers, tories and anyone wearing tweed.

Or don't.

Personally, I'd recommend the latter.

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

Dear anyone stupid enough to follow me,

I'm closing this account and merging it with my other one.

Follow @pigeon_kill if you want to keep up to date with how much I hate oystercatchers, tories and anyone wearing tweed.

Or don't.

Personally, I'd recommend the latter.

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

Seagulls. "Allegedly", they're shitehawk bastards. https://t.co/RXAgrqr3dz

[ABC News @ABC]

Brazen daylight robbery caught on camera as a seagull allegedly enters a bakery and steals a bag of chips. https://t.co/MXH5JKtnsm

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@YoloBirder Ex of Cabaret Voltaire. Now does field recordings and wildlife film sounds. El Tren is boss, I always listen to it on planes for some reason, probs cos trains>planes (>automobiles)

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@YoloBirder You seen this? His El Tren Fantasma LP was ace. Not heard this one yet, but it's on Tidal, so probably on Spotify too.

https://t.co/FlviIxW9P5

[Julia Galef @juliagalef]

Aquarium rewards dolphins w/a fish if they bring a piece of litter or dead gull (to help keep pool clean)

One dolphin starts (1) tearing pieces of litter into smaller pieces & trading each piece in for a reward & (2) stockpiling fish to lure & kill gulls

https://t.co/RiCw3yyuXy

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

The morning corvid murmuration over the village has been insane the past week. Must be nudging a thousand birds now. Noisier than the oystercatchers. Do crows celebrate New Year? 🎉

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@emma_esl

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@SittingByTheSea Genuinely sorry about that. I'll pop the Hollyoaks boxset back next week.

[BL Prints & Drawings @BL_prints]

SH Grimm, Dinner and Bird's Nests on Pinnacle Island, 1778 #NationalBirdDay #FridayFeeling https://t.co/57gMPQQ4Ns https://t.co/VhuznytXTR

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@StagecoachEScot Glasgow Road, swimming pool, to Almondbank. 6.17pm

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@StagecoachEScot Can you pass on my thanks to your Perth14 driver who just drove straight past my partner and I at the bus stop on Glasgow Road. Now over an hour wait for the next bus thanks to your woeful service. You'll replace my bags of shopping, right? You get worse.

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

SLEEPFUCKER and FUCKSLEEP are 21st century nicknames for the fucking oystercatchers in my garden. https://t.co/lsmGA4IfTV

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

WINDFUCKER and FUCKWIND are 16th century nicknames for the kestrel.

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

It’s late. You’re either asleep, an insomniac, bored, or children are waking you every few hours. Why not peruse the resources on my website?My glorious PhD thesis on early medieval birds is there, and it’s a honey pot for #arthistory lovers. Do it https://t.co/LlLy2IZlbZ

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@bernoid Be careful there https://t.co/awYo9WqgTC

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

Proceed with caution.
@BBCSpringwatch

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

Now, more than ever, is the time for @Tesco @sainsburys @AldiUK @LidlUK @asda and all major manufacturers to go #plasticfree

This is the wake up call. Time to act. https://t.co/amFnlIGnCB

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

After decades of dumping our plastic waste on China they've now banned the toxic imports. And we have no Plan B. Plastic is piling up all over the UK. This is going to get very messy very quickly.
https://t.co/fPRXXabvnY

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

After decades of dumping our plastic waste on China they've now banned the toxic imports. And we have no Plan B. Plastic is piling up all over the UK. This is going to get very messy very quickly.
https://t.co/fPRXXabvnY

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

This is incredibly important. Another stealth land grab method by the tweedy twats.

Does anyone know if there's a central body recording the paths? All the info therein is very vague. https://t.co/hU6xmxUSeL

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

Amazing! https://t.co/tTwXvVe492

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

In 1982, 11,000 people planted 11,000 trees on an artificial mountain near Ylöjärvi, Finland forming a mathematical pattern based on the golden section. The project was conceived by the artist Agnes Denes and the site is legally protected for the next 400 years.

[Deckard @OfficerDeckard2]

@SittingByTheSea He'll like that one.