Officer Patrick Dooley

Helping @ds_detective keep the streets of TLPD sandwich-free. Just a working stiff trying to keep blood on my vampire baby's plate.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

Look mam, I came first in a game show!

[The Darkside Detective @ds_detective]

Big thanks to the Adventure Game Fan Fair for awarding Officer Dooley as the best side kick of the 2020s!

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@SportsGeyser @ds_detective I was always there. By your side, in your kitchen, hiding in a bush, etc.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@carmelo9313 @ds_detective I don't have, or want, that responsibility.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

The range on camera drones is getting pretty impressive.

[John Luke @yesknow]

@crazyclipsonly The scale of the cosmos

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@KRlLLICK Thank you, that is what I needed to hear today.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

How often do you think the sun thinks about me?

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@ArikuKuma I met Sun Baby once at a conference and she knew way more math than me, so I think she might be a bit brighter, sadly.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@ChimeraTheKid That is not enough for me, sorry.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@pwayman @ds_detective You just won the 'my favourite Perry award'. I didn't make you a trophy though, that seemed like a lot of work.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

Heading out for drinks with the squad later on!

[The Darkside Detective @ds_detective]

It's almost the weekend!

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

Scientists are always talking about mass extinction but why do they care if people stop going to church?

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@Uberphoenix95 Have you not tried it? it's very obvious if you try it. I drew a venn diagram because I am assume there is no crime today (because I don't want there to be)

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

I can't believe they call it viscous and not thickquid.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

Man, this place hasn't been the same since Jeff Beepboop bought it.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

If we hit 1000 reviews I become chief of all police everywhere (that's how a twitter works, right?)

[The Darkside Detective @ds_detective]

A Fumble in the Dark is only 15 reviews away from the elusive 1000 milestone on Steam. Almost there! You know what to do, detectives.

https://t.co/1oqAa9COmc

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

They added our faces in post.

[Toge Productions 🌱 @togeproductions]

AN EXTREMELY REAL, SUPER LEGIT, 100% NOT FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

We collaborate with @akuparagames & @spookydoorway. Brew coffee for Detective Francis McQueen and Officer Patrick Dooley on Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly☕️

Coming on April 20th, 2023 to PC & consoles!

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

Is it strange that I want one?

[The Darkside Detective @ds_detective]

New Merch Announcement! Introducing the Official Officer Dooley Body Pillow.

Coming Very Soon! We'll post the link later today.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@erinlani Skywatch? You can't tell the time from looking at the sky. And this guy calls himself a professor...

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

@silver_snakes Nope, it's not or never, sadly.

[Officer Patrick Dooley @OfficerDooley]

Guess who's coming home for dinner?

[vovchyk bratyk @ARRGH_WHATEVER]

They go thrift shopping together
#DarksideDetective