Officer Edith

Tweets from the streets of #SanFrancisco. Follow SFACC's irascible crusader and protector of all animals.

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

Come get those babies vaccinated https://t.co/SKhNtNusdH

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

🦉🦉🦉🦉 https://t.co/dFs4UnhFGN

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

I don't think there was a misunderstanding, whenever the opportunity presents itself, you should wish for a puppy.

[Gareth P Jones @jonesgarethp]

Went to a humanist wedding a few weeks ago. One of the lovely things was the rings being passed round during the ceremony, allowing us all to make a wish for the couple as we held them. After, asked my son what he'd wished for. He replied, "I misunderstood & wished for a puppy."

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

That's just parenting

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

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[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

I almost caused a freeway pileup after I caught a glimpse of a flat fly on my forehead in the rearview mirror. I'm usually OK with bugs but their flatness and skitteriness is a horror show.

[Mo Dwyer @MustelidDwyer]

Boring. Hubristic.

Instead, I want to know what’s the smallest animal that’s kicked your ass or sent you running? For me it’s a tree swallow.

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

@melomys She got adopted, so I'm going to assume she's doing great!

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

I'm sure I've told this before but I was reminded of this story recently, so I'm going to tell it again;
My trainee and I were sent to the hospital because they had a patient in the ICU who had an animal at home.

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

@LauraJayneW She went to Maine Coon rescue and then rehomed from there. she was pretty shut down but she came through it.

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

We named the cat Miracle Whip.

[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

She then told me that the patient had died in the time we'd left the hospital. You will never convince me that he wasn't hanging on for someone to save his cat. He'd been in hospital for 3 weeks and this is the moment he died?