Officer Stackhouse

Special Officer Stackhouse. Mount St. Mary's Public Safety Officer.
Parody Account. Not the real Stackhouse.

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Which one of you little fuckers are setting off M80s in my mailbox? I'LL CATCH YA, YA LITTLE SHITS!

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Jokes on you seniors. We give you free (expired) beer. Mwahahaha.

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

You little shits think its funny to run away from me when I try to write you up? I'll catch you one of these days you little pissants!

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Crime Scene Unit is on campus. Which one of you little shits left their semen in the AC, huh?

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Tonight we are going to enforce open container policy, then were going to have senior fun day tomorrow and allow you todrink outside Bradley

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

The treat of my week... Friday. Now I get to sit back and watch all you drunk assholes cause havoc around campus.

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Anyone have a cigarette I can have? Seriously I'll give you a nickel.

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Okay you hooligans, which one of you has a cigarette I can borrow?

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

I might not carry a police baton but I have pepper spray to combat you little shits!

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

@MountShoutOut Ya'll are gonna get in a ton of trouble when I get ahold of you dimwits!

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

So you think it's funny fornicating in loose women? That's a code 2 violation of the student code of conduct.

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

@AlexanderTh3Gr8 It's SPECIAL Officer Stackhouse to you mister.

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Shoutout to my main homie and boss, Barry Titties.

[Mount Shout Out @MountShoutOut]

Jeni Greenwood let me explore your forest

[Officer Stackhouse @OfficerEric]

Special Officer Stackhouse, reporting for duty!