Delaney Jacobs

i bring smiles and laughs to peoples lives on a daily basis.

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

Being an adult is hardest in the summer....😔

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

@kevzettel Like don't fuck with her she's WHACK.

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

*My bus driver talking to herself* "Damn, Milwaukee is crazy."

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

"I don't want to insult you but you look like you could still be in high school." Yeah I get it 😒

[SZA @sza]

Ppl be out here really growing n Trying . Congratulations to everyone trying today !!! You are seen u are felt !the universe peeps all tings ! Thank u for being brave ❤️

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Mental Health is no joke and the media needs to stop spitting that out so casually. Bottom line

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

Alright, this weather is bullshit.

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

@jb3cks22 the come back kid? I'm auditioning to be one of the people standing behind him, doing nothing, while he raps. https://t.co/6IWIS9t86V

[TMZ @TMZ]

Bobby Shmurda Up for Parole Earlier Than You Think, But Still Ain't Getting Off Easy https://t.co/OehhIuE8by

[Forever 21 @Forever21]

Don't even bother 💁

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I like going to target

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

@jb3cks22 https://t.co/vX37IxX0mK

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

.@survivorcbs castaway Chris Noble isn't done rapping. https://t.co/GVMEQmbl6J

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

Me 2 doe https://t.co/36HA1ZrJnM

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

New Study Finds Female Snow Monkeys Literally Need Spa Days for Their Mental Health https://t.co/4YLLKmyY0A

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

This bar tender is a packer fan

[W Magazine @wmag]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. https://t.co/vdNC3jI1qm

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

If you are a slow walker, I can't.

[Bethany Joyce @bethany_joyce1]

Juicy J just brings out the ratchet in me 🤦🏽‍♀️

[G-Eazy @G_Eazy]

It worked 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/Vp7y7pOjOG

[Delaney Jacobs @OfficerFlanigan]

Definitely an eye opener when you put on jeans you bought pretty recently and they are feeling more snug than they were when you bought them. 😔😩

[JP @PonnyJohnkratz]

Someone at work just asked me if I was athletic. So I answered with, I can walk up a flight of stairs without being winded so I think I’m pretty athletic. I laughed at my joke, they didn’t...so apparently it wasn’t that funny....

[tarte cosmetics @tartecosmetics]

RT if you can relate 👇 #tartetalk