Secret Student Recruitment Officer

Heading to UCAS fairs one Sunday at a time. Loves a Premier Inn and Gloucester service station. Coming to a HE fair near you.

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We would like to apologise for any offence caused by our backdrop today. We normally make sure that it’s sensible but @BantshireUni signed us up for a talk last second.

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The best life hack for when we can go back out on the road!

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Ridiculous. I bet none of them have a CIM qualification.

[Working Class in Widening Participation @PURSUE2020]

Very excited to announce that bookings are now open for our very first event!

Please feel free to drop us a DM if you'd like more information.

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How it started How it is now

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@Sitthivut A growth in this area forms a key part of the plan for a speedy economic recovery. @BantshireUni are actually just going through final accreditation for a new PG Cert in Burger Engineering. DM them for more info

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@Matt_K_Burton Please do let me know if you require the services of a 'burger flipping craftsperson' on your travels. I've started up a start-up.

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The algorithm for the new Govt career matching tool has been leaked online.

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@BantshireUni, have you been allowing your VC talk to the press again?

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Can confirm this government is shitter than our twitter.

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Can't wait to get back in school and see Dixie normous and Phil Mckraken Jostle for the lead in my student finance quiz.

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Glad to see a new form of sustainable energy is being used at Bolton!

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'Widening access to uni is important. Well, unless too many people go and they aren't studying A Levels'

All captain my captain! 😂

https://t.co/oS6PzndjJR

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Dear working-class student,

Here's my favourite type of Bree. What's yours?

😂🙈

[LiNCHigher @LiNCHigher]

🧀Today is #NationalCheeseDay, so we've asked the team what their favourite cheese is and why?

What's your favourite cheese?

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This is us before lunch as well. Just don’t tell the boss.

[Bantshire University @BantshireUni]

Going straight onto a Zoom call after a few pints at lunchtime. 🍺

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Head of Sixth: "Thank you for that very informative talk. What do we say to our guest students?"

The students:

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@RuthWalton10

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Fast forward to walking into your first HE fair and seeing your road buddies once this is all over

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@KimJongUnVEVO That's a much better caption. Dammit.

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Today's UCAS Convention was manic