Joe Shmoe

The one and only. So I'm told.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

Any other Veterans on this site? I wanted to see if we could do a reunion.

[My love for dogs @Naturalwon57991]

I see that he is enjoying himself in that bathroom

[Politsiya8 @politsiya8]

I think Politsiya12 has a genuine crush on Lyudmila because what are these in the breakroom bro

[Politsiya 11 @Politsiya11]

photo of me and my good friend @politsiya8 at the station. ignore the background this aint about them

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

@politsiya8 @Politsiya11

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This is how Armadillos collect leaf litter which they use to build nests inside their burrows

[Virality Clips @ViralityClips]

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness of people 🥹❤️‍🩹

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

Oh never mind I just got it.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

I don't get this. I don't think he did anything wrong here. Why would the police arrest this man for just having fun in a costume? This is the reason why the Politsiya have such a low reputation. When we focus on arresting people just having a laugh over actual criminals, it-

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

- Makes the public forget that we're here to protect them.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

I don't get this. I don't think he did anything wrong here. Why would the police arrest this man for just having fun in a costume? This is the reason why the Politsiya have such a low reputation. When we focus on arresting people just having a laugh over actual criminals, it-

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

This is really cool. @politsiya8

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

The mind-bending hollow-face illusion of the "Gathering 4 Gardner" dragon.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

LOL! @politsiya8 @Politsiya11

[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

The authorities in Mexico let wildlife do that? If you know any police in Mexico, have them contact us. We'll be happy to help them with their wildlife problems. #POLITISYA

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

In Mexico, this monkey sneaks into the same hotel every day, grabs his breakfast and strolls out

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

@politsiya8 Thanks?

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

@politsiya8 Okay. But I'm not a celebrity.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

@RobberDenisBD @politsiya8 Why don't you come say that to my face at the station. By the time I'm done with you, you'll be wanting your own private cottage so nobody ever has to see your deformed face ever again.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

@politsiya8 Thanks, but the last time this type of thing happened you said you would fix the water cooler. Two minutes later I see the whole floor covered in water. I think we'll call a professional.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

Coffee machine broke. I hate this city.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

@politsiya8 If I have the time.

[Joe Shmoe @OfficerShmoe]

@politsiya8 What?