Officer Slater

Protecting The Youth | Orange Crush Enjoyer | Divorced | Formerly Athletic

[Cris @CrisLee99]

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[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Officer Slater @OfficerSlaterOD]

Some dumb lib needs to make a charitable (not profitable) airline for fat people who can’t fit in a seat on a plane. Would be more socially beneficial than 50% of charities

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My dude reppin’ Barney

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Just piss-mogged the guy in the stall next to me (sound and duration)

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Every middle eastern uber driver in Philadelphia is on the phone 24/7 like bro there can’t be that much propaganda to spread

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Puli quit. Freese belongs on a JV team. Ream’s sack was dragging it he’s so old and slow. Balo thought it was an exhibition. Adams was laughing when getting cooked.

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9/11 happening on September (9) 11th (11) cannot be a coincidence. This was coordinated by the same non-Jews that shit their pants at #Tomatos in #Margate tonight and tried to make the #Jews look bad

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Can’t wait to shit my pants later on this inflatable water park #Shore #July

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Tideline might be the greatest bar restaurant in America #MargBall

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South American referee with the last name “Claus” — if I speak…

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This referee should really check out Kensington after dark

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Pretty annoying that USA has to play both Bosnia and Herzewhatever in the first KO round. Soccer is dumb

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

#pourabeeronyourlaptopsoyoucanstopworkingandgohangoutwithyourboyschallenge

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@brianlefevre21 @joesmeltzer775 Feels risky. Finger blasting >>>

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In other news, the sky is blue or some shit

[New York Post @nypost]

Massive Brawl ERUPTS on Carnival Cruise Customs Line: 16 People Banned https://t.co/R9Z4RuSPSw

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

This is the most retarded twitter trend of all time. I will do it this weekend

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I just know a middle-easterner shit in the stall next to me. Workplace bathrooms need car air fresheners in every stall

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Juneteenth challenge: fly to Iran right now

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@ChipFairchild Hard at work, or hardly working, or both

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Damn I can feel the eye contact from afar