Harrison

moon division

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Noaginger No then u get to steal from somebody else or open a new one

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

Everybody brings 1 gift and u draw names 2 see who goes first. They pick a gift to open. The next person can steal their gift or open a new one and so on until all the gifts have been opened

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

Well its not sex. I’m not going 2 go around saying well its secret Santa or sex got 2 pick this year

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

Id rather do yankee swap

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Noaginger Its this stupid spell checker it fills evrythn in and capitalizes shit

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Xmas is my favorite holiday

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@joyn2dwrld @cruisin2block He did the art 4 Conan the barbarian

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@cruisin2block Ok if I am going 2 have art in my house its going 2 b sum frank frazetta shit oiled barbarians fighting gorillas on horseback

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@cruisin2block Ya every1 b like “wat is it” and id be like “expensive”.

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@cruisin2block Wat else u gonna put in ur house landscapes of the beach and shit? get a windo

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@PistoleroLex Mostly fuckin argue.

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@SciFiScientific @Ispeakfeline just watch the movie goddamn its a comedy ur not supposed 2 sit there afterwards figuring out what figure of speech the joke wuz

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Ispeakfeline @SciFiScientific no she was workin it off 4 a month of babysitting he did his taxes and shit on it

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Ispeakfeline @SciFiScientific see

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Ispeakfeline @SciFiScientific then she shoulda fuckin paid him

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Ispeakfeline @SciFiScientific somebody getting sawed in half is a horror and somebody doin their laundry wrong is a comedy. u always gettin that shit mixed up.

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@SciFiScientific @Ispeakfeline becuz she cheated him out of 600 dollars and str8 up deservd that shit

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Ispeakfeline oh yea fuckin forbid we show u anythin with kidnappin in it thats 2 much 4 ur innocent never kidnapped anybody eyes

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Ispeakfeline u dont like kurt russell? fuck we should have a KR marathon

[Harrison @OfficerStabALot]

@Ispeakfeline why whats wrong wit it