Bertie 🍁

I just keep on dancin’ 🦁 she/her

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BorrowBox is down how am I supposed to work with no audiobook to listen to I can’t function in these conditions

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Had soooo much fun on my 10th visit to Deadrock this afternoon! @CrazyForYouLDN is such an incredibly joyous show, I couldn’t love it more! ✨

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@amybeatricef Oh my gosh

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@stageyemily ME

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@pggyolsons I look forward to it!! And no…I don’t think there’s anyway to prepare for That Book hahaa

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@pggyolsons Pls pls feel free to talk to me about all things ALL, I’m obsessed with it!!

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@pggyolsons OMG MY LOVE

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@stageyemily What’s HE doing here !!

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@stageyemily I am: afraid

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After a short (read: 5 year) break, I have revived my chicken nugget rates account 🫡 and yes, I am accepting guest submissions x

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She’s so back 👸 and what a way to come back, with the humble (but stunning) @McDonaldsUK Chicken Select 🎉 sensational level of crispiness, perfect temperature (not too hot or too cold), just the right amount of chicken 🤌 8.7/10

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@CallumL49 Caltie connection forever etc etc

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C4U I know that’s right!!!

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Disney medley, Crazy for You, The Little Big Things, Hannah Waddingham, Cher and more confirmed for Royal Variety Performance https://t.co/LbHeYDgCny

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🥰🥰🥰

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What is it with shows at the savoy and copious amounts of fake blood

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@stageyemily Quite LITERALLY sobbing and shaking, and I’m so real for that

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@stageyemily Omg a direct hit

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@stageyemily Love you babyyyyy

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The moooost fun afternoon at Darren Criss’ concert!! And yes I cried…several times 🫡