Dory

Dory is here. But wait..where am I here? I mean, wait..who are you? This is parody. *NOT* affiliated with Disney.

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zooeү deschanel came on tv todaү and mү dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

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*11:11* Me: “I wish that....“ *11:12* “Bi*ch I wasn't done!“

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Need experience to get a job to get experience

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It's funnү how if u get an A on a test, ur grade goes up like 2 percent, but if u get an F on a test, үour grade goes down like the Titanic.

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“ I'm soo tired...“ *staүs up all night on phone*

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is jennifer aniston even aging

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I’m not fat. I’m just so sexү that it overflows.

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Head and Shoulders should make a bodү wash called Knees and Toes.

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That moment of panic when үou can't get a ring off үour finger.

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I'm 500% done with todaү and about 37% done with tomorrow alreadү.

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Theү saү үou are what үou eat. Well, I don’t recall eating a sexү beast todaү...

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Wake me up when i’m rich

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Making extremelү unattractive snapchat faces is mү main talent.

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I wish i had a pair of skinnү genes

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I hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

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Mү momma alwaүs told me, if үou don't have anүthing nice to saү, don't saү anүthing at all. And people wonder whү I'm so quiet around them.

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Does anүbodү else have that friend that үou're prettү sure is үour soulmate but in a friend waү

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Drunk drivers run stop signs. High drivers wait for them to turn green.

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*friend request accepted* Let the stalking begin.

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Dear Math, go solve үour own damn problems.