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how dare they post a picture of my therapy dog without asking me !!

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Bad Cinderellas make hard moneys. Hard moneys make good profits. Good profits make soft dolphins. Soft dolphins make Bad Cinderellas.

We are in Bad Cinderellas. We need DOLPHINS.

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To all my loyal and fathful fans, I just want to let you know that ~ I see you ~ I hear you ~ I smell you ~ and it fills this saggy old heart of mine with joy to see you in the house each night at Bad Cinderella. See you at the Oliver Awards!

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FOR THE LAST TIME IT WAS NOT MY DECISION TO FIRE HALF THE ORCHESTRA. IT WAS CAMERON MACKLEMORE’S DECISION. I WANTED TO FIRE THE WHOLE ORCHESTRA AND REPLACE THEM WITH THOSE YOUTUBE KARAOKE TRACKS. DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD LISTEN TO THEM FOR FREE.

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Happy Borthday to me Andrew Lloyd Webber and also to my good friend Mr Sonden Heimsteve who is also a very good composer now and then

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pspspspsps here andrew here boy come give lord daddy a kiss

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We're excited to introduce the Make-Your-Own 'Make Your Own Musicals' Maker! A chance for you to pitch the craziest musical you can think of! Go to https://t.co/ARu501fox4 and get making! Share your creation using #myomusicalsmachine!

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I simpy can't wait to open Andrew Lloyd Webber's My Cinderella. I first invented the story of Ciderella in 1812 and in the original version its not a glass slipper that she she leaves behind at the ball its a sock

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alexa order 32 pounds of krill yes I want it prime delivered always

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alexa how much is mackarel by the pound

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alexa what can you feed your dolphin to give him a nice shiny back

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Buy tickets for Bad Cinderella now and receive Andrew Lloyd Webbers own recipe for a zesty dolphin egg omelet

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When I was asked to work on Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cinderella, I remember saying “no” but they said its a padnemic and the people need something to believe in because theyr mostly atheists nowadays and I remember saying “ok” and now my moat has dolphins in it

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This one is my favourite and his name is Andrew

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Thank you @WhatsOnStage for reminding the people who the real heroes is #TeamALW #ClapForAndrew

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

New documentary to highlight efforts to stage musicals across the world during the pandemic with Andrew Lloyd Webber set to feature https://t.co/HodpkmS3sD

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How dare you call James Dreyfus a nobody! He is a very famous American actor known for his roles in American Graffiti, Jaws and Stand By Me

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Huge congratulations to @StephenSordheim It was a joy to listen to such esteemed individuals revisit and discuss Andrew Lloyd Webber's Assassins, one of my favuorite plays. Many happy returns.

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Victor Garber, @_AnnieGolden, Terrence Mann, Debra Monk, and more of the original cast and creative team of the 1991 Off-Broadway debut of Stephen Sondheim and John Weidman’s Assassins will reunite virtually at 8 PM ET tonight. https://t.co/SgIZ7aPOrt

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@DisneyStudios "I am not giving away my shot"

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Congatulations Hamilton on winning insert text here Award!! I can't wait to watch it. Please stream Bad Cinderella

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Congratulations to Hamilton for winning the #CriticsChoice Award for Best Movie Made for Television!

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Mr Stephen Sondheim is a close personal friend of mine and sometimes I will go to Sordheim and say to him "Steveheim, I enjpy your songs. there are so many chords. For me 3 is enough"