Austin Reeves

Join me on my journey in tweeting irrelevant crap

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

@sharoncarpenter sausage party #sausageforsharon

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

@sharoncarpenter sausage gobbler

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

@sharoncarpenter sausage

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

Mum won't let me play Mario Kart anymore because it's 'Weird' that I always play as Cat Peach

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

'Celebrity' Shows dead body in video for views, and everyone's eating laundry pods 2018 off to a cracking start

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

Happy Holidays Christmas Mingers

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

This is important stuff https://t.co/qwMMKVxliq

[Jacob Atkins @atkins_jacob1]

Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.

A thread:

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

My Step-Mum said she was sick of fruit pastels. Just Hope by Christmas she learns to like them again as that's what I've got her

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

Thought I said to the bouncer "I don't speak french I'm English" turns out I said "I don't like France I'm from England" he didn't like that

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

Seeing a cute girl and just thinking....
am I gonna be On the next episode of catfish

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

2018 is make or break. we're either gonna be close and have a good time or I'm leaving you behind. can't be doing with all the shit from people that I tolerated this year

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

Imagine how lit #ImACeleb would be if it had actual celebs. Kim K and Russel Brand chowing down on Kangaroo Bollocks

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

you ever been sofa tired but not bed tired ?

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

why am I so generous in the club when I clearly can't afford it

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

Ummmm..... https://t.co/FGamGw6r22

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

Austin, I am in you.

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

Throw back to House parties when you were off your trollie slurring eminem surrouded by all your mates .... those were the days

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

@kate_gelder SMH I'm always the one asking you to come out

[Austin Reeves @OfficialAReeves]

just call me Lil Uzi Vert cos all my friends are dead 💀💀💀

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

.@realDonaldTrump oh sis ur in way over ur head