Andrew Carrell

math enthusiast / bad-ass mc

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The best part of choking on a chicken burrito is the joy and warmth of receiving a hug over and over again until you throw up

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

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Buck Cashman is a freak #DaredevilBornAgain

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@EddieBarstool @KFCBarstool @JackKennedy Glen Gulia is an elite pull

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@JoshEberley Best movie of the year: OBAA
Most memorable movie of the year: Sinners
Best combined performances of the year: Bugonia
Best visual movie of the year: No Other Choice
Most societally pointed: No Other Choice / OBAA
Most fun movie: Naked Gun
Most re-watch value: Wake Up Dead Man

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

[Isaac Harris @IsaacLHarris]

I use this mostly for Mavs stuff, but i’d like to speak on this for a second.

i’m a pastor first & would classify as an evangelical. two degrees in biblical studies & have dedicated my life to this both vocationally & personally.

the bad bunny outrage was never about “family values” or “morality.” Having Kid Rock (lol) as an alternative was not about “family value” or “morality” either.

this was about political idolatry, christian nationalism, & xenophobia. hiding racism behind the mask of family values is a tale as old as time.

this isn’t about evangelical conviction. it’s about evangelical compromise. the compromise of an allegiance to a false doctrine & political identity over the gospel.

if bad bunny isn’t your thing, ok. but kid rock & turning point does not represent the faith and religion i’ve dedicated my life to.

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@BettencourtJoe @Marc_DAmico @Realrclark25 5 tweets from the top btw. You "don't tread on me" idiots sure don't seem to like it when U.S. citizens who you disagree with can carry

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@TheGunzShow @EmoMillionaire Lights and Buzz by Jack's Mannequin snubbed

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@BraydenG031 @FriedNoodleRice @barstoolsports https://t.co/xD5xzQP8hy

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@FriedNoodleRice @barstoolsports Me when I'm wrong:

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@FriedNoodleRice @barstoolsports Me when I'm wrong:

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@FriedNoodleRice @barstoolsports Shoulder to shoulder, Ray Charles

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Christian Ellis God Damn

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@Patriots @Borregales_andy We're really doing this Rhemondre shit again huh....

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Hegseth ordered the military to murder defenseless survivors who could’ve easily been saved, arrested, and tried.

Now he’s trying to court martial a Senator for merely reminding the military they’re not obligated to follow illegal orders.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Breece Hall with T-1 hour to go 😂

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@AdamSchefter Woah

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@LakdarSpeaks @lil_wage @zachsagefox Who's to say? Even if that were so, a lot less crime will be committed if he brings financial stability to poorer areas

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@LakdarSpeaks @lil_wage @zachsagefox I'm not gonna call the cops over a damn wanna be Steven Crowder 😂 just because I dont wanna call the police over something that doesn't affect me doesn't mean its not a crime. Certain people get away with crime (i.e. pedophila, SA) all the time but that doesn't make it legal

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@LakdarSpeaks @lil_wage @zachsagefox Educate me. Exactly HOW has communism killed billions of people 😂

Meanwhile, approx. 9 million people die from lack of food a year, 3.5 million people die from not being able to access clean water, and 1.5 million people die from not being able to afford medical care