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[fresh👑 @OfficialBFresh]

When a man has a wet dream, does he release semen containing sperm or just pre-ejaculate fluid?

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There are claims that 83-year-old Michele Lamy and 28-year-old Jaden Smith are engaged, with Michele allegedly willing to give him 80% of her fortune.
If true, this would be one of the most shocking celebrity love stories ever!
Hey @grok, is there any truth to this ?

[fresh👑 @OfficialBFresh]

There are claims that 83-year-old Michele Lamy and 28-year-old Jaden Smith are engaged, with Michele allegedly willing to give him 80% of her fortune.
If true, this would be one of the most shocking celebrity love stories ever!
Hey @grok, is there any truth to this ?

[Anas 🏹 @malantrent]

I raise you Ighala people

One of our uncles met an Igala lady during his NYSC year, fell in love with her, and eventually decided to marry her. So, we travelled to Kogi State for the wedding.

A day before the wedding, I decided to take a walk around the town. I was just exploring the area when I saw a lizard by the roadside. For reasons I still cannot explain, I picked up a stone and threw it at the lizard…

[Drill Tales @themoviedrill]

My wife and I arrived at a luxury hotel for our honeymoon, only to discover another newlywed couple already occupying our honeymoon suite.

We had booked the presidential suite months in advance. Everything was paid for, and I had even called the hotel twice to confirm.

But when we reached the reception, the manager looked confused.

Manager: “I’m terribly sorry, sir, but there’s already a couple in that suite.”

Me: “What do you mean? We have a confirmed reservation.”

I showed him the booking confirmation.

He checked his computer.

Manager: “That’s strange. We have another reservation under the same details.”

My wife frowned.

Wife: “So what are we supposed to do? Sleep in the reception?”

The manager apologised and offered to speak with the other guests.

A few minutes later, we were standing outside our suite.

The door opened, and a woman in a white silk robe appeared.

Behind her stood a man wearing a wedding ring.

Woman: “Can we help you?”

Me: “I believe you’ve been given our room.”

Her husband walked forward.

Man: “Excuse me? We’ve paid for this suite.”

I showed him my confirmation.

He pulled out his phone and showed me his.

They were identical.

Same hotel. Same dates. Same suite. Same booking reference.

My wife looked at the manager.

Wife: “How can two couples have the same reservation?”

Manager: “It appears to be a serious system error. We’ll investigate immediately.”

But while the manager was checking the documents, my wife noticed something strange.

She picked up the other couple’s wedding certificate from the table.

Her eyes widened.

Wife: “Wait. Why does this certificate have the same groom’s name as ours?”

I turned toward her.

Me: “What?”

She placed both certificates side by side.

The groom’s name was identical.

And so was the signature.

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

When you tell your girlfriend you went for a routine medical checkup and she starts preparing for the worst

[Bella @QuincyBela]

I didn't know being a supportive wife means supporting a sex predator in the name of my husband! Disgusting female in Laura Gallacher in that case

[@donzuley @Don_zuley]

Who wants to join me?

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

A Gen Z employee applied for four days of annual leave.

Her leave started on Thursday, and HR expected her back on Monday.

But she didn’t return until Wednesday.

HR called her in.

HR: “Your leave ended on Monday. Why did you stay away for two extra days?”

Gen Z: “I applied for four working days. Friday was day one. Saturday and Sunday were weekends. Monday was day two. So I still had two days left.”

HR: “That’s not how our leave policy works. We count calendar days, including weekends.”

She looked at HR and asked:

“So I’m supposed to use my annual leave for days I wouldn’t have worked anyway?”

[Olusola🎩 @D_precious01]

What is the root cause of ingrown

[✞Yคภкєє✞ @Yankeedft]

My neighbors seem to think the common hallway is their personal storage space. Sometimes, I even wake up to find bags of rubbish left there. Do people genuinely consider this normal? How would you deal with neighbors who have no regard for shared spaces?

[AZ @AzubuikeCh51830]

May something that your heart truly desires happen for you and make you feel happy and relieved.

[MaHMuD Waziri @Mahmud_wazeeree]

Only people mad at people taking off to play GTA VI are the people that can’t afford to take off to play GTA VI 🤣

[chopper @chopperxh8]

We can all agree that this the greatest movie series of all time 🫡🫡🫡

[Neizvestnoye 🤖 @thedudejnr]

Fiancée: “My lawyer sent over the prenuptial agreement. I need you to sign it before the wedding.”

Fiancé: “Before the wedding? So this is what we’ve come to?”

Fiancée: “Please don’t make this difficult. I have a company, properties, investments, and assets I’ve spent years building. I need to protect them.”

Fiancé: “And what about everything we’ve built together?”

Fiancée: “I’m not taking anything away from you. The agreement simply protects what belongs to each of us.”

Fiancé: “So if we get married tomorrow and something happens five years from now, I walk away with nothing?”

Fiancée: “That’s not what I’m saying.”

Fiancé: “Then explain why your lawyer has written three pages about protecting your wealth but barely one paragraph about protecting me.”

[Wundakid😶‍🌫️ @Wundakid49]

From the ultimate bald action icon to this? The man who made “no hair” his trademark is suddenly rocking a full set. Hair transplant? Wig? Secret procedure? How did this even happen?🤯😳

[MR MOTIVATOR👽💀 @TaiwoMuyiwa23]

This woman pulled out a knìfe and threatened to stàbbed her baby dad after he found out a guy had been sending her money 💰 the whole time they were dating.. She swore she never slept with the guy sending her money 🥴

[Lekan__NakeL @Lekan__NakeL]

Forget the hype that surrounds GOT.
This is the best of all series.
AMC'S The Walking Dead 🎬 🎥 🔥🔥
Rick Grimes led by example till the very end.

[That Guy @ThatG4m]

Only you watch football regularly and has deep knowledge would get this club

[🇫🇷 @UtdRilley_]

Pyramid ranking of all time “MOST USLESS” Manchester United signing .

[Alethea 💚 @its_alethea_]

Hey @grok make Sydney Sweeney do this pose perfectly,I want to see something 👀