Dominic

🖤🌻

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

Find somebody who will love you like my dad likes this fucking sandwich 😂

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

When multiplying by 5, cut the member in half and remove the decimal.
7x5=35, 7 x .5= 3.5
150x5=750 150 x .5= 75.0

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What's a useful 'cheat' you learned to help you remember something? 💭

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

@rayvolpe No :c

[D Nasty the Warlock @Dalt_giraffe]

Good morning mother fuckers

[Travis Tritt @TravisTritt]

@kittypurrzog A little less conversation and a little more action, please.

[D Nasty the Warlock @Dalt_giraffe]

Saying thank you as much as humanly possible in the Chic-fil-a line so they have to say my pleasure

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

@Durgeshsingh834 Lick my nuts

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

@NefariousDalt You smell like tiger balm and blood money, but I love you anyways🥰🥰🥰

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

@gold_luxe

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

This app fucking blows lmao #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

@Splitgate Chicken sandwich

[Andrew Doyle @andrewdoyle_com]

For the woke, there is nothing that cannot be problematised.

[tess ✌🏽 @teresa__summers]

Is die hard a Christmas movie?

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

Here’s some puppy pictures for anyone having a bad day🖤

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

My girlfriend is the absolute fucking best in the world

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

corn.

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

“Does Japan have Christmas? Like, are the Chinese Christian?
That’s hentai right?”
-Teresa

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

@NotJordanG Deadass, we just browsin the wood selection and shit for fun

[Dominic @OfficialBuryMe]

As I’ve grown older, going to Target, Costco, and Home Depot with Tess has become one of my favorite things to do together.