Chicken Gristle

Curator of the worst tweets on the platform using my own personal Shit Scale.
"Let's get Gristly.™"
Piss/Pissed

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

Shit Scale
10- Anal Stench
9- Swamp Ass
8- Actual Fart
7- Affront to God
6- Doo Doo Speckles
5- Shit
4- Warcraft (2016)
3- Ben Shapiro's Masculinity
2- Rick and Morty
1- Repulsive Testicular Ass Torsion,

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

@MidwesternLeft I have no clue what's going on. I am interested in learning, though. Do you have any link or source that I can check out to get the jist? If there's not one or anything, dw

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

Lol, douche. No wonder you drive people away from you. Learn contextual skills as well. Also, once again, your definitions aren't even fully correct. I explained my mistake clearly; you still decided to be a dick. Also, maybe you should've gotten an Eng degree instead, hick.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

Hick: "a person who lives in the country, regarded as being unintelligent or provincial." Where I live, the term is synonymous with "Rednecks;" also sometimes seen as the 'southern' synonym. Additionally, many that I know from non-southern areas would also use the term as such.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

4/10 Warcraft (2016)

I get what you mean, and that's technically also true. I also don't disagree with anything you said exactly, but only with the fact that I feel it's misrepresented. I sadly live in a hick state; many rednecks are workaholics. Working is their personality.🤣

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

@MidwesternLeft Damn, this is actually true. Forgot about that. That only further solidifies 2/10 being titled Rick and Morty.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

@MidwesternLeft 2/10- Rick and Morty.

Lol, who are you trying to bait?

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

Yeah, that sounds about right. What exactly have you done with your business degree except for being a disappointment? You've got a bullshit degree, and you act smarter than everyone around you. I guarantee you have no genuine friends, you probably drive them off, you smug weasel

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

0/10- Business Degree
Genuinely not even what I said, dicknips. I was referencing the post you made about baiting leftists. Also my brother/husband/dad loves me, unlike yours. You strike me as a fatherless incel with no opinions of his own. You inconsistent fart. #hick #yeehaw

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

@MidwesternLeft Also, you genuinely used "retarded" as an insult in 2022? FOR SHAME! It isnt cool to use harmful slurs as an insult anymore. People can be hurt by these actions, which only makes you a dick that no one wants to be around.

P.s. L+Ratio+ learn to count, you retard.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

Sorry folks, but due to a very special snowflake, we need to add a minor, yet niche, addition to the shitometer. ;)

0/10- Business Degree
-1/10- Cuntrarian

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

Shit Scale
10- Anal Stench
9- Swamp Ass
8- Actual Fart
7- Affront to God
6- Doo Doo Speckles
5- Shit
4- Warcraft (2016)
3- Ben Shapiro's Masculinity
2- Rick and Morty
1- Repulsive Testicular Ass Torsion,

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

(2/2) You’re mad at one very specific topic, so you choose to point fingers in an intentionally vague direction so that you can seemingly upset and bait individuals. You only want to be the smartest in the room, but you’re embarrassingly smug. No wonder daddy doesn’t love you.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

(1/2) I feel bad wasting time giving you the honor of the first -1/10 in my search for the worst. You truly put the ‘devil’ In devil’s advocate, and the ‘cunt’ in contrarian, you smug, overgeneralizing smegma stain of a human that has no backbone, can’t settle on a point of view.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

Your response was somehow even more braindead, it seems. Sorry, gotta bunk you down to 2/10: Rick and Morty.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

3/10
Ben Shapiro's Masculinity

Lol

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

1/10 Repulsive Testicular Ass Torsion
So I can't live in Latveria?

Also, fuck you Chowder. You measley, ranch eating shrimp dick.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

7/10 Affront to God
Put your dick away, the greep. I'm not having sex with you right now.

[The Greep @GeordieGreep]

20k followers #godbless #thankyou

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

2/10- Rick and Morty
This was very funny.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

8/10- Actual Fart

I would give you head if you asked.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i am my biggest supporter. i will literally give me head if i asked.

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

1/10 Repulsive Testicular Ass Torsion
No. Fuck you.

[гг ~ 𖤐 @tize4PF]

stop watching porn

[Chicken Gristle @OfficialGristle]

1/10 Repulsive Testicular Ass Torsion
You're *

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Go where your appreciated.