James Baxter

Songwriter. English. Smoker, Thinker, Thinker of Drinking. Drinker.

[Ben Chilton @BenChilton]

“To devastate is easier and more spectacular than to create.”

- Anthony Burgess

#InaugurationDay

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@elonmusk You are a fully fucking grown man. Fucking try hard. It’s exhausting dude.

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@elonmusk Jesus Christ Elon… Pot calling the kettle black mate.

In all seriousness, if you are as lonely as you appear to be, I 100% feel for you, and would genuinely lend an ear if you need a friend. You don’t have to try so hard to fit in, you were perfectly fine as you were before. X

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@jk_rowling You are such a fucking dick. I loved you so much growing up, and now I am just absolutely appalled that this is what you focus on.

You are a privileged, self entitled cunt. Show the statistics. Show your sources. No. You just use your platform to spread vindictive nonsense.

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@jk_rowling You are so boring. Sooooo boring.

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@bigsunlilmoon He is also definitely a pervert though

[Ben Chilton @BenChilton]

Oh dear the betting scandal just isn’t going away is it.

No surprise really - this lot have been having a flutter on our futures for 14 years.

A4 prints available if you like it!

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@profanityswan Wmf Ltd mate! Drop me a line 07771262680

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@SteveMartinToGo I still see it Steve. It's going to be OK.

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@Cobratate Sigh. So dramatic. Snake oil salesman bullshit.

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@Cobratate Hahahahahaha most hypocritical moron 😂

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

Oi Elon Musk has become a right Cunt

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@StevieGrainger @Cobratate Fucking gold

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@stakeadin @FinalightTwitch @darklordlul @Cobratate Hahahahahaha what a bellend

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@Cobratate You are such a fucking waste of air mate, nobody likes you, take the Fucking hint and fuck off

[tiredflower @bigsunlilmoon]

It’s my birthday yay

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

I don’t tweet that often, I don’t need the validation, but the cosmic karma being dished out to the inflated egos of people like @Cobratate and the self titled “saviour of humanity” @elonmusk right now has convinced me to eternalise their self immolation via Twitter. *Chefs kiss*

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

So THATS why @Cobratate was creeping on Greta! Top G? More like top P(aedo)

Smoke a cigar out of this one ya fucking patsy.

[James Baxter @OfficialJBaxter]

@elonmusk you either die a hero, or live long enough to become a Bond Villain
#bondvillain #ElonMuskHasBecomeaBondVillain