momma josei

[momma josei @OfficialJossiee]

@itsrjhill @MasinElij

[momma josei @OfficialJossiee]

Everytime I come to Edmonton and go to west Ed mall, @machinegunkelly plays over the whole mall. Every single time.

[Johnsense. @Johnsense38]

#EvenAtMyLowestOfLows I'll find a way to get the highest of highs.

[momma josei @OfficialJossiee]

@CowboysVip Honestly, I say whoever can eat the most @Wendys nuggets should win the tickets.

[momma josei @OfficialJossiee]

@chrissyteigen is so Fucking important for Twitter I swear.

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

This much headass, neckass, and bootass in one video got to be illegal in some type of way. https://t.co/ZPF9vZPNgI

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

“Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it’s fake.”

-church sign I just passed

[Jamie Hersch @JamieHersch]

Sign outside DC church. Does that mean they also forgive the Caps for dropping Game 1?

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Home is where your loose hair is in abstract shapes on the shower wall.

[Elliott Wilson @ElliottWilson]

Kanye on being diagnosed with a mental condition.

[Complex @Complex]

Rihanna allegedly split with her wealthy boyfriend because she, "Gets tired of men." https://t.co/j65NIMU9PV https://t.co/Ov1fDqeu0b

[bree 🦖 @breebxtler]

OUR PRESIDENT CALLED THE GUNMAN WHO MURDERED 10 AND INJURED 13 IN MY HS 2 WEEKS AGO “A WACKY KID WITH A WACKY TRENCH COAT” TO VICTIMS’ FAMILIES TODAY.

WACKY.

LET THAT SINK IN.

[★ aprille ★ @tropicallesbian]

who tf recorded this without laughing😭 https://t.co/KrHAprCZNC

[momma josei @OfficialJossiee]

@hernameisbanks is a part of the @GreysABC soundtrack and life didn’t make sense until right now. 🙌🏼

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

How Kanye met Rhymefest:

"I met Kanye 'cause he came up to me and was like, 'Yo, you're one of the top rappers in the city...the one thing you're missing is tracks; you need beats and I got beats."

https://t.co/199SlWrpAl

[Insanul Ahmed @Incilin]

She’s right, a lot of people probably don’t know who Rhymefest is. So FWIW, Rhymefest is the guy who wrote “Jesus Walks” https://t.co/eYWxkcIXeq