Liam J. Halliday

[Liam J. Halliday @OfficialLiamJH]

@SelbyCommentary So whoever wins gets a title shot at DartsMania?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.

[Liam J. Halliday @OfficialLiamJH]

@virginmedia Doing this on behalf of the bill payer, we've been told that there are 3 different amounts of money that's owed and that bill payer has missed two payments, even though this is incorrect. Are you able to help please?

[Liam J. Halliday @OfficialLiamJH]

Sent a Vinted order with you via your Yelp locker on 21st August and my customer hasn't received their order
@dpd_courierhelp

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@DarkSideOfRing RVD vs Cena at One Night Stand 2006 - What would have happened if RVD and Sabu weren't pulled over

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@CrossCountryUK Thank you for letting me know 😊

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@CrossCountryUK Seeing as the 14.25 Piccadilly to Bournemouth service is now starting at Stafford, are seat reservations going to be honoured?

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@AvantiWestCoast Delayed cross country service from Reading may mean I miss my 11.38 Coventry to Preston service I'm booked for. Am I able to use my ticket on another service?

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.

Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.

[Bully Ray @bullyray5150]

And Uncle Bully has put them all through a table. 🤓

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

Dennis Taylor: “I’ll turn the old glasses upside down and put the gear up on my head and wag my finger. It’s gonna be absolutely brilliant.”

Steve Davis: “Why don’t you just fuck off?” 😂

[Liam J. Halliday @OfficialLiamJH]

@shopaholicsuze Yes please

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Years ago when leaving student accommodation in June, I froze the head from a shop dummy in ice and left it in the freezer. Apologies to the new students and neighbours who had an extensive police presence for a day or so in September.

[Liam J. Halliday @OfficialLiamJH]

@marksandspencer All sorted thank you

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@marksandspencer I've just realised on a couple of Christmas presents I've purchased for loved ones, the security tag has been left on and a lock has been left on the zip of a coat. Am I able to go in store and get somebody to remove the tag and lock?

[Liam J. Halliday @OfficialLiamJH]

@marksandspencer Thank you 😊 I'll show this tweet to the staff at the till

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@NoContextBrits

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@GrappleClips

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@SimonMiller316 Harry Hill vs Mr Blobby. Wait a minute, that's something I want to see