Alisha Carpenter

🧘🏼‍♀️ Yoga Teacher ✨⁣(RYT500)⁣✨ 🍎 Certified Nutrition Coach⁣ 🏋🏼‍♀️ Fitness Instructor 👇🏻Let’s Connect! Start Here:

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

It's really fucking crazy how much vitriol and hate JD Vance has for American women.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

First president in 28 years to not serve a second term.

First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns.

First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.

First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000 Americans to die in a single virus outbreak.

First president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice.

First president in 152 years to boycott his successors inauguration.

First president ever to fail to hit a 50% approval rating at any point during their presidency.

First president ever to be elected with the help of a foreign nation.

First president ever to be impeached twice.

First president ever to have a member of their own party vote for conviction in an impeachment trial.

First president ever to have an arrest warrant issued against him by a foreign nation.

First president ever to refuse to concede defeat.

First president to be banned from social media.

First president to refuse to ensure the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to have their home searched for official national security documents.

First former president found liable of sexual abuse, defamation & business fraud.

First former president criminally indicted (also the second, third and fourth).

First former president with a mugshot.

First former president to await a jury’s verdict as the defendant in a criminal trial.

So many firsts, so much winning.

He must be sick of it.

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@brookeswiftsrep @taylornation13 @noahstevenn

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@tylerperry Have you considered making a “Wicked” version of “The Wiz?”

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@HorseshoeVegas 🫴🏻🫴🏻 I could use some luck! 🍀

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@Starbucks 🫴🏻

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@jeffalex65 BE SAFE!! 🦅💚

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@StephenKing Finally watching STORM. So bone-chilling good. Would be a completely different story in 2022 and the world of iPhones! 🥶😳☠️

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@HarryConnickJR I GOT IT!!! Instead of “with all your faults” how about “we’ve all got faults, I love you still?” 🥰🥹😍 I remembered you said that lyric wasn’t your favorite when you performed in Delaware last summer!

[In My Mind @MeAloneInMyMind]

The story of Breaking Bad in about 5 minutes. 🍿

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@thegoodgodabove Hands down Uptown Funk… or pretty much anything by @BrunoMars!! 🥰🥹🎶

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Brett Kavanaugh can still eat at restaurants in other states, I don’t know why he’s so upset.

[Erie Siobhan 🇺🇸 erienoteerie.bsky.social @ErieNotEerie]

There is something wrong with women who vote against equal rights for women.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My message to all LGBTQ+ youth:

Be you.

You are loved.
You are heard.
You are understood.
You belong.

And we have your back.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Rep. Ilhan Omar calls for a full impeachment investigation into Justice Clarence Thomas's role in the Jan. 6th Trump coup attempt as well as into Gorsuch, Alito, Barett, and Kavanaugh for lying under oath during their confirmation hearings. RT IF YOU STAND WITH ILHAN!

[Alisha Carpenter @OfficialLish]

@Alison_WithOneL Thank you for the fun new accounts to follow!! 🤣

[Vis Viva @Vis_Viva]

@LakeSuperior 2022 me: They overturn Roe.
1992 me: What?

2022 me: It happens during hearings about how close Donald Trump got to overthrowing the government when he loses reelection.
1992 me: WHAT?!

2022 me: And you're going to start following Lake Superior on Twitter
1992 me: <Has stroke>

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

My devout Mormon parents called me just now to ask how we are feeling in light of calls to overturn Obergefell. I told them that we’ll have to move if that happens and my mom said “find a place big enough for us because if this state invalidates your marriage, we’re moving too.”