Martyn Lawrence

Storyteller.

Wannabe. Washed-up never-was.

Football, movies and shit.

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@ScottSteiner Just put my life savings on this based on Steiner Maths

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@SAFCsource @reluctantnicko I was worried about paying a ridiculous £13m for him, but then I seen the source and breathed a sigh of relief

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@JaneNightshade @HellBoundBooks Not sure where the K came from, but I'll take it 😂

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@gjkendall Nice. We deserve a good Barker adaptation

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Just had my first short story accepted for publication. I tell you what, it's a pretty good feeling #horrorbooks #HorrorCommunity

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@SunderlandAFC @NordVPN Kevin Phillips

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@SunderlandAFC Welcome aboard. Hopefully keeps clear of injury and can be a good option off the bench.

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@bill_davidson57 @Northern_Fright @MJMarsAuthor Was great meeting you both. Looking forward to getting stuck in these.

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@RokerReport That bar is now set for clubs to lowball us next summer when it comes to Neil, Ballard, Jobe etc.

Why pay 30m+ for other Championship players when Sunderland will sell you some of the best players in the division for half that?

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@mwalker2771 @choccy1983 How many players need to be "overpriced" before it starts being called the going rate?

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@CallumMcSorley @PushkinPress Well worth a pound of anyones money. Loved it. Really looking forward to the next one

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@TalkScaredPod Yes. He's always said he'd stop at 10 tbf. Doesn't meant no TV or more books though

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@RokerReport "say something like..."

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@WhatTheFalkPod @Player__id The wide angle makes it look worse. Ba's not paying him the slightest bit of attention as Hume walks by. He has his back to Beale when Hume holds his hand out ffs 😂

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@RokerReport You don't use dark mode? 😮

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@SunderlandAFC No one cares. He'll be sacked by the summer.

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@RokerReport Matete is everywhere. What a guy

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@RokerReport If we'd appointed him right after LJ went, I think most would've been fairly happy; it's only coming after the Keane stuff that he appears a relative let down. He's by far the better pick of McCann, Lennon etc..

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@Dudecool1983 @DanhausenAD 😂😂