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@crapitscori @harpreederian Thank you for finding us! We here at OfficialReviewz give unbiased, honest opinions. We are happy you enjoy this product, but it is inferior to the original mac n cheese which grades im at 4.4. Both excellent for the microwave, and best value in the game, but neither are perfect.

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Official Review: TJs French Onion Mac n Cheese

Very good but different animal than original. Very oniony, croutons nice addition. Cream sauce lacks a little. Cooks unevenly. Def better than hatch chili version.

4.0/5

#traderjoes
#frenchonionmacncheese

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Official Review: Deliciousness (MTV)

Ridiculousness is a terrible show because of the hosts, but is very watchable because they cram in the clips. This show is the clips you already saw in the original, with stiffer and lamer hosts.

2.1/5

#deliciousness
#ridiculousness
#mtv

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Official Review: Laughing Cow - Pepper Jack

It suffers from the typical “love it or hate it” style of cheese product. If you do like soft spreadable cheese (cheese wiz?) you will love this. Pepperjack packs a nice kick, and really good, just dont expect real cheese.

3.8/5

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Official Review: Top Secret Videos (TruTV)

An interesting take on internet clip shows, and suprizingly, quite good. No studio audiance or laugh tracks make it almost hypnotic. Hosts also toned down. Sliced in sketch comedy refreshing.

4.1/5

#TopSecretVideos
#trutv

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Official Review: Supermarket Sweep (ABC)

Terrible. Poor choice in host. The cheesy charm of the original is completely lost. Is not a show that should be watched more than once.

1.6/5

#SupermarketSweep
#LeslieJones

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@lay_jim Official Review of your profile description:

This clown says hes all about kindness, then he attacks the next hot up and comeing account un provoked? What a hypocrite. If you followed this guy back because he followed you, clean up your timeline and unfollow this clown.

1.2/5

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Official Review: Sparkling Watermelon Juice (Trader Joes)

Holy fuck.Its not sparkling water with a hint of watermelon. Its the real deal. Like a Jolly Rancher, but for adults. No added sugar.Seriously, real dope.Dont add anything.

4.8/5

#TraderJoes
#SparklingWatermelonJuice

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Official Review: Verotika

Not as terrible as IMDB says, but pretty bad. Hypnotic, European sex and gore. Filmed well, good soundtrack. 30min tales are somehow drawn out instead of crammed in. Bad effects, but practical instead of CGI is nice

2.2/5

#verotika

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Official Review: Stōk Cold Brew Coffee

Not too sweet, not too bitter, not too creamy. Inoffensive to all tastes. Pretty good. Excellent value. $5 for 48oz. Try it out. Probably wont blow your mind, but $5 here is better than a $4 can of another brand.

4.3/5 (great value)

#stok

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Official Review: The New Beef Burrito (Tacobell)

Dont expect to get your balls blown off the same way your butthole will, but this is excellent value for $1.29. Jalapeno sauce noticable as is the rice (first time ever).Great cheap compliment to add to your meal

4.3/5

#tacobell

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Official Review: Bill & Ted Face the Music

Wow. Great story. Genuinely funny entire film. Demo prob 30-50 and under 13. Terrible acting performances throughout, especially the daughters and the musicians. Otherwise, suprisingly most excellent.

3.9/5
#BillAndTed3
#FaceTheMusic

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Official Review (redux): Grapery - Cotton Candy Grapes

Looks and smells like regular grapes. Far too sweet for my human taste buds. 11 rats, 3 rabbits, a chinchilla and a guinea pig want more.

Human review 2/5, fur kids 6/5 

#grapery
#cottoncandygrapes

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Official Review: Virus War (game app)

Very smooth arcade shooter. Cool upgradable weapons, and very addictive. Levels are very repetitive, and youll learn the goal is upgrade weapons til you cant pass a level, repeat, but its fun/rewarding. Havent spent a dime

4.1/5

#viruswar

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Official Review: Shipyard - Pumpkinhead Ale

Delicious drink all day beer. Tastes like fall. More cinnamon than most october beers is real nice. 4.5%ABV is refreshing. Not a get you sweaty and gross hoppy beer. Light, crisp, fun.

4.4/5

#shipyardbrewing
#pumpkinheadale

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Official Review: Starry Eyes (2014)

Excellent new horror. Its a very good looking movie with a good lead actress. The story is thin, and they dont do anything to make it more robust so it does drag on a bit in the middle, but the last 20mins is worth it.

4/5

#starryeyes