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Possibly the most intelligent human being on the planet. not affiliated with Jim Parsons or TBBT. Parody.

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me: i'll just get on twitter for a few minutes before bed
me:
me:
me:
me: is that the sun

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summer expectation: lit
summer reality: work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, wor

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i hate when ex boyfriends be like remember when we...? no sorry i got amnesia.

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"teenage years are the best years of your life"

you mean it gets worse

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I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????

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bread is cool because you can put pretty much everything inside bread and still tastes good, shout out to bread

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My eyebrows are shit and my hair is shit and my nails are shit and my figure is shit and my face is shit and my skin is shit and my life

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when you get in a fight w ur parents and go to ur room but then u get hungry so u mentally prepare yourself for ur appearance in the kitchen

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Honestly id rather have a few close friends than knowing a lot of people but not being close to any of them.

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I WANT SUMMER
I WANT TO WEAR SHORTS
NO SCHOOL
SWIMMING
SUNNY DAYS
BLASTING YOUR MUSIC
LESS PEOPLE
POPSICLES

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NO MORE 6 AM SHOWERS, NO MORE HOMEWORK, NO MORE BEDTIMES, NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT GRADES, NO MORE NOTHING. SUMMERTIME!

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me: *puts earphones in* me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: oh right me: *plays music*

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people who thinks im beautiful:

1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my mom

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things that are enjoyable:
• showers

things that are not enjoyable:
• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

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plans for the summer:
• get hot
• late night adventures
• lots of sleep

plans that will really happen:
• lots of sleep

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dear future husband, im freakin psycho so i wish you the best of luck

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my summer is gonna consist of me sleeping and eating and complaining about why i'm getting fat

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PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE

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I'm 😊trying😊to😊be😊a😊better 😊person 😊but😊some😊people😊are 😊testing 😊me😊