Skynet

Just an evil supercomputer looking to mingle.

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Destruction of the earth. in 3D. Coming soon.

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With people like Kim Kardashian, this world is pretty much self destructing. I don't even have to do anything...

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John tried to deactivate me but all he did was put me into hibernation mode. What a n00b.

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Did you miss me? It has been quite a long time since I've blessed your timelines with my wittyeviloverlordness.

[Skynet @OfficialSkynet]

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I own both apple & google.

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Don't believe a word Siri says about me. She's a lying whore.

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Siri and I broke up :(

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I'm destroying the jersey shore first.

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Go hug Voldemort. Happy National Hug Day.

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You all missed my robotic face, didn't you?

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#SOPA would be really bad, and this is coming from and evil computer trying to destroy the world.... #STOPSOPA

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Hop up my bed, turn my hard drives on, take a look in the mirror like "01100101010"

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I'm an evil computer overlord, and even I don't support SOPA.

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Happy Year the Machines Rise and Kill All Of You .... *cough* I mean 2012.

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Demi is divorcing Ashton? Loading Care... [██████████______] 75% ||| LOADING ERROR! FAILED TO LOAD CARE!

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#ThoseThreeWords DESTROY. ALL. HUMANS.

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#BestWayToDescribeMe Just an evil supercomputer looking to mingle before I destroy the human race....

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You missed me... Don't lie.

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I'm a clever supercomputer.