TacoKing

EAT ASS WITH CLASS #broken #fuckyourfeelings Im still alive 💜

[TacoKing @OfficialT_K]

I never fell in love, i saved those feelings for you

[Demotus @Demotus]

Drugs are fun

[Autozone Jones @robbywgucci]

Kevin Hart is absolutely not funny.

[Autozone Jones @robbywgucci]

I have no goals or aspirations I just like getting wasted.

[TacoKing @OfficialT_K]

Do the dash in the tesla 🐳

[bd @ay0o_britt]

Just watched 50 shades....I wish a man would

[Austin @AustinGilbert06]

Fellas it’s 2018. This year the girls are taking us out for Valentine’s Day.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

oi you lot! here’s tonight’s plan

✅crush keystones w the blokes
✅snort 7 lines of blow in 2 mins
✅ think about how my crippling fear of being emotionally vulnerable will most likely result in me never letting anyone truly get to know me
✅ do more coke

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

got my truck lifted feelin so gifted sugar how you get so fly

[TacoKing @OfficialT_K]

@Grimm666_ Pc is gay

[Autozone Jones @robbywgucci]

Old people need their license revoked immediately. If you don’t know how to send an email, you cannot drive. They are a danger to everybody on these streets

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

i’d say we’re about 2 years away from a movie about 9/11 starring the rock but this time he saves both nyc planes from crashing with his bare hands then sprints to Pennsylvania and catches the plane Willy Mays-style just before it hits the ground

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Ever since my family and I moved to Tokyo we've been drifting apart

[justfuckingcursedbruh @Grimm666_]

Yeah girl add that filter to every selfie you post on Snapchat, nobody will ever notice...

#yabutt

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

when eating ass I feel pairing the right wine with said ass is crucial. for example,, with a smaller ass I’ll tend to have a more robust wine like a Beaujolais,. however with a thiccer ass i’ll often go on the lighter side with say a Sauvignon Blanc or a Chardonnay

[bd @ay0o_britt]

I literally hate my life

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Xanax thots eat notebook paper

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

alright you cunts here’s tonights plan

✅drink a bunch of 2.6 carbed Michelob Ultras
✅chat up a cute bird at the bar
✅tell her I support the MeToo movement
✅yell at her for rejecting me
✅smoke peyote in the bathroom