Bryan

You ain't rockin if you ain't CROCIN

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

RIP Beef
forever before-2026

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Have they Made America Healthy Again yet?

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

I’d like to reiterate how difficult it is to have granola infected with salmonella. It’s even more difficult than chili peppers, and no, it’s not “foreign producers” that are the problem. It’s quality control and standards not being enforced.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

hey maybe we dont kill off all the regulation that kept our food safe?

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

Jobs are paying $19 asking for a cover letter

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

I just find it very funny that we had a heart monitor be whipped out for one game and then all of a sudden it doesn’t exist anymore

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[The Great Pumpkin W.M.🎃 @White_MXSK]

Democrat politicians when ICE murders a US citizen in cold blood

[Covie @covie_93]

Remember when Joe Biden was president and you didn't wake up every morning wondering what critical service a billionaire destroyed in an overnight ketamine bender???.

[roman zone 💥 @italybucketss]

i miss season one when milchick would walk in and go "hello macrodata refinement" and they would all look at him like this

[🥋 @RodBandz_]

That direct deposit was my valentine good day america!

[courtney 🐝 @merricats]

#severance what if you found out you were secretly EVIL and your friend DISAPPEARED and your crush suddenly HATES you and you almost DROWNED and you’re also at WORK

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

I like direct deposit